Waitress says: You procrastinate! I do too! Patron says: Really, get my sandwich.
I am an official member of a fraternity today...
phi eta sigma, a.k.a.- National Honors Society.
My momma and I are going to the banquet on the 8th. Fun! And I told my mom that it said to wear church sunday clothes and she was like, "what are you going to wear, jammies?" She's a funny cat.
ATTACK!
And, NOW i wash my hands of it, no more. Shit had to be said.
4 more shows and counting. YEAH!
Mo' money, mo' problems.
Sean Jean----> NO MONEY, MANY ANNOYING, I CAN'T BUY A DAMN THING, NOT EVEN UNDERWEAR PROBLEMS.
I had 3 shots of espresso today, mucho.
6 philidelphia sushi rolls, and my dad promised to buy me as many sourdough jacks as my little, black heart desires when I come home. He promised because he is so proud of me and all of my accomplishments.
Does anyone know anyone who talks about food more than I?
Why do you always make fun of me? (You know who you are)
And raise your hand in the air if you are a slut cake.
Advise for the day:
Don't laugh aloud when you are in a classroom full of people and there was no joke told.
What to do if this happens to you:
Tell everyone around you that you are on the phone with one of those wire ear pieces.
Strangest thing to happen today:
Gorgeous man running, hooting and hollering at him out the open window as we drive off (not when he was right next to him)(yes I just said hooting and hollering)
phi eta sigma, a.k.a.- National Honors Society.
My momma and I are going to the banquet on the 8th. Fun! And I told my mom that it said to wear church sunday clothes and she was like, "what are you going to wear, jammies?" She's a funny cat.
ATTACK!
And, NOW i wash my hands of it, no more. Shit had to be said.
4 more shows and counting. YEAH!
Mo' money, mo' problems.
Sean Jean----> NO MONEY, MANY ANNOYING, I CAN'T BUY A DAMN THING, NOT EVEN UNDERWEAR PROBLEMS.
I had 3 shots of espresso today, mucho.
6 philidelphia sushi rolls, and my dad promised to buy me as many sourdough jacks as my little, black heart desires when I come home. He promised because he is so proud of me and all of my accomplishments.
Does anyone know anyone who talks about food more than I?
Why do you always make fun of me? (You know who you are)
And raise your hand in the air if you are a slut cake.
Advise for the day:
Don't laugh aloud when you are in a classroom full of people and there was no joke told.
What to do if this happens to you:
Tell everyone around you that you are on the phone with one of those wire ear pieces.
Strangest thing to happen today:
Gorgeous man running, hooting and hollering at him out the open window as we drive off (not when he was right next to him)(yes I just said hooting and hollering)