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Two Names You Go By:
1. jessica
2. haterjuice
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. socks
2. flip flops
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. ass
2. titties
Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. you know those pickles that come in a pouch? are those good?
2. i want one of those storybooks that reads itself aloud to you while you go to sleep and turns the pages on it's own too and projects the pictures onto your ceiling with the 2-step transprojector.
Two pets you had/have:
1. maxinester
2. sam the iguana that was killed by a television in 1988 (rip old friend)
Two things you did yesterday:
1. stomped some pacific islanders
2. drank some haterade
Two things you ate today:
1. instant oatmeal
2. instant bananas
Two people you last talked to:
1. a man on the screet outside of my house
2. lauren. when i was text messaging her i was saying everything out loud
Two favorite beverages:
1. water
2. tea
Two of your least favorite things to do:
1. i do not like giving my dog a bath
2. i do not like reading the ajc.
Love Survey
You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY!!!
[02] Have you ever been given roses?
no. and besides, where is number 1?
[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie??
casablanca is a good movie, it's true
[04] How many times have you honestly been in love?
hey why don't you rephrase the question and ask me again
[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
no, whatever your definition of the word soul-mate is i can almost guarantee i do not believe in it. wouldn't that be FUN though? having a soulmate and being able to hang out with it on the weekends?
[06] Do you think that you should put your friends first?
first before what? first before my next door neighbor? definitely. first before my house on fire with my whole family, some of my other friends, a few puppies, a hamster, and a dyson vacuum cleaner inside? pffffffthhththffff yeah. yeah i would.
[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?
my what?
[8] Your thoughts on online or long distance relationships?
they are my soulmates. we are like brothers.
(9) Have you ever had a friend but thought more of them?
i've tried so hard but it never happens
[10] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater?"
how am i supposed to know. s'not like i go following the people around their whole lives.
[11] How many kids do you want to have?
i gotta have at least one of'em, test'm out, see what i can shape'm into
[12] What is your favorite color(s)
this seems to be a popular question in life. why?
[13] What are your views on gay marriages?
i think they are god's gift to the asian babies of the world
[14] Do you believe you truly only love once?
well yeah, i mean it's science. they've done studies. control groups, 3-way ANOVAs, that sort of thing.
[15] Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you re-marry?
almost immediately
[16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
opposite?
[17] What song do you want to hear at your wedding?
all of them. songs are the bomb.
[18] Do you Know someone who likes you?
i know everybody