"I wouldn't have to if you sent them to Mercury. She'll never perceive you as a threat ever again after that. You'll be her pervert fluffy puppy ex-something for all times, and it'll even be cute. Or you could be the pervert fluffy kitty ex-something, maybe Luna will spank you with her fan for it. Now that would be cute, wouldn't it?" "Stop it already, Heikko, you're disgusting," said Karl. "Aw, come on, I bet you're secretly a cat person. You know what we'll do? You put on some kitty ears, and we make that into a card for Mercury. If that won't erase any bad memories she has of you, then nothing will." Karl sighed deeply and gave Mamoru a look of resentment. Mamoru wasn't certain if he should take sides in this, and the blush on Usagi's face when Heikko had mentioned the kitty ears was too adorable, so he tried for: "In that case, you should perhaps all wear them." The hiss when both Usagi and Minako gasped for air was worth all the dreadful revenge the former Dark Kingdom would take on him. 'The Shitennou with kitty ears on Neuschwanstein' would be a memory for life, even if it was only happening in their heads. Yet. Then, a giggle fit felled all the girls, and to Mamoru's surprise, Nenad, too. Only Heikko and Karl were still locked in their duel, staring each other down. "Me in cat ears, Kunz," purred Heikko. "And then I'll tell everyone you made me wear them for the kink of it." "All the wishful thinking in the world again, hm? Do you forget she's not the only one who's pervert fluffy EX-something I am?" asked Karl and raised a sarcastic eyebrow, but it was clear that he was done for. He took the pen and the card that everyone had signed, and meticulously wrote down his name. Karl Kuhn. "She shouldn't have to deal with this again," he sighed. "None of us should, but we all do, so stop whining. Hey, what's this? Come on, you can't be serious. You never sign anything with your full name, not even for business. And where's the love, peace and happiness shit you ALWAYS do, even if they threaten to keep you in jail if you don't properly sign yourself out?" "I can't send her love, peace and happiness." "Why not? It's what makes it you. It's nothing Kunzite would do." For a moment, Karl grinned. "Ha! There's nothing he wouldn't do, believe me. But it is a nice thought though. I'll make sure to try it out next time." "Make sure we get to see it or it doesn't count." "You bet Kunzite won't do anything that brilliant without an audience." And with one deep sigh, Karl took the pen again, and added a nice little chain of flowers, like he had done it hundreds of times in his life, and the words: "Peace, Kunz"
Of course Usagi wouldn't be able to visit Neuschwanstein without raiding the souvenir stand. That is the absolute truth and nothing can convince me otherwise.
"I wouldn't have to if you sent them to Mercury. She'll never perceive you as a threat ever again after that. You'll be her pervert fluffy puppy ex-something for all times, and it'll even be cute. Or you could be the pervert fluffy kitty ex-something, maybe Luna will spank you with her fan for it. Now that would be cute, wouldn't it?"
"Stop it already, Heikko, you're disgusting," said Karl.
"Aw, come on, I bet you're secretly a cat person. You know what we'll do? You put on some kitty ears, and we make that into a card for Mercury. If that won't erase any bad memories she has of you, then nothing will."
Karl sighed deeply and gave Mamoru a look of resentment.
Mamoru wasn't certain if he should take sides in this, and the blush on Usagi's face when Heikko had mentioned the kitty ears was too adorable, so he tried for: "In that case, you should perhaps all wear them."
The hiss when both Usagi and Minako gasped for air was worth all the dreadful revenge the former Dark Kingdom would take on him. 'The Shitennou with kitty ears on Neuschwanstein' would be a memory for life, even if it was only happening in their heads. Yet.
Then, a giggle fit felled all the girls, and to Mamoru's surprise, Nenad, too.
Only Heikko and Karl were still locked in their duel, staring each other down.
"Me in cat ears, Kunz," purred Heikko. "And then I'll tell everyone you made me wear them for the kink of it."
"All the wishful thinking in the world again, hm? Do you forget she's not the only one who's pervert fluffy EX-something I am?" asked Karl and raised a sarcastic eyebrow, but it was clear that he was done for. He took the pen and the card that everyone had signed, and meticulously wrote down his name.
Karl Kuhn.
"She shouldn't have to deal with this again," he sighed.
"None of us should, but we all do, so stop whining. Hey, what's this? Come on, you can't be serious. You never sign anything with your full name, not even for business. And where's the love, peace and happiness shit you ALWAYS do, even if they threaten to keep you in jail if you don't properly sign yourself out?"
"I can't send her love, peace and happiness."
"Why not? It's what makes it you. It's nothing Kunzite would do."
For a moment, Karl grinned. "Ha! There's nothing he wouldn't do, believe me. But it is a nice thought though. I'll make sure to try it out next time."
"Make sure we get to see it or it doesn't count."
"You bet Kunzite won't do anything that brilliant without an audience."
And with one deep sigh, Karl took the pen again, and added a nice little chain of flowers, like he had done it hundreds of times in his life, and the words:
"Peace, Kunz"
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That is the absolute truth and nothing can convince me otherwise.
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