“And you,” he turned on Minako. “O fearless leader, were being a complete idiot about his feelings for you. I tried to tell him he needed to make a move, but he wouldn’t listen. So when we snuck up for some royal party on the moon, I cornered you and kissed you in front of him to prove a point. The gazebo followed the next time you came down to earth, if memory serves.”
“HA HA!” Minako laughed, completely amused, even if Kadin looked ready to kill Nixon.
“And Mercury….” Nixon looked toward Ami.
“There’s no way!” she whispered.
“Oh, but there is.” Nixon waggled a finger at her, as if he were a teacher lecturing a student. “You were quite confused over your feelings for Zoisite. I believe she had kissed you, and you weren’t sure what to feel about it. I was your test subject. It was very chaste though.”
Ami squeaked out some embarrassed noise and turned, burying her face into Zara’s neck. “Wow, you made the rounds there, sparky,” Zara whistled.
“What about me?” Usagi asked.
“Usako!” Mamoru groaned.
“What? I’m curious now, I have no recollection.”
“Ah, dear little princess. You mistook me for Endy, jumped me in the gardens and planted one on me.”
“How could she have mistaken you for Endymion?” Zara mumbled, more to herself than Nixon.
“Hell if I know, but it was dark and she was expecting him. I doubt she even thought about. Or perhaps she had a secret desire to do so…. actually, I think I’ll go with that.” Nixon nodded, winking at Usagi. She giggled while Mamoru frowned.
“So now that we’ve established that you’re a floozy, I’m not convinced you remember our kisses.” Makoto eyed him.
Nixon settled back, fingers lacing over his stomach and his ankle resting on his knee. He turned his head until he was looking at Makoto full on. “Both were in the rain,” he said simply.
“Is that so?” She cocked her head.
“Yup! Now who is it that doesn’t remember?”
“Mhmm,” Makoto hummed, obviously unimpressed.
“Okay, fine. First kiss back then: I took you to my kingdom for the first time, we were somewhere in what is currently Canada. Lots of giant trees, tall mountains and all that pretty shit you like.”
“Nixon…” Makoto sighed and pinched her nose.
“What? It’s true! Anyway!” he said pointedly. “You were completely enthralled, then a storm rolled in and you were utterly fascinated, captivated even. You got really excited when it started raining and the thunder rolled in the distance. Both of us were soaked through when you turned to me, eyes brighter green than the trees around us and a huge smile. You grabbed the front of my shirt and yanked me down for a kiss. I’m fairly certain there was more after that first kiss…. but we’ll keep that private.” He winked salaciously and Makoto looked half amused, half annoyed.
“The kiss this time,” he continued after a moment, “was after a fight. It started with a misunderstanding.”
“Because no one ever understands you,” Zara snorted.
“Why do you think it was my fault!?” Nixon glared at her.
“Good point,” he let out a breath. “Anyway, argument ensued…. She stormed off -- quite literally, because there was rain and lightening and thunder. The power of Jupiter was strong.”
Makoto snorted at that, “I should’ve fried your ass.”
“But you didn’t, and I’m glad for that.” Nixon smiled up at her. “So storm was raging, I felt bad, so I went after her. We were in the middle of the street, continuing our argument. By then both of us were worked up and just screaming at the other while the rain poured down. I mean, I can’t remember a time I’ve seen it rain that hard. Finally when both of us stopped to catch our breath, we just kind of looked up at each other and then the next thing I knew we were totally going at it.”
“Make-up sex in the street? Kinky,” Zara laughed.
“There was no make-up sex in the street.” Nixon paused. “We waited until we got to her apartment for that.” At that Makoto slapped her forehead in exasperation, but giggled nonetheless.
“And those were all of our first kisses.” Nixon finally nodded.
“What about Zara?” Usagi mused with a frown. “You said you kissed all the females, when did you kiss her?”
“Oh, I’ve kissed Zara lots!” Nixon smiled wickedly at his friend.
“Screw you,” Zara breathed.
“Sadly, we never got that far!”
“I hate you. Shut up.”
“You love me, Zara!”
“Whatever,” the blonde sighed and flipped him off.
“Back in college, before Zara came out to her family, she needed a cover. I was it. We’d met freshman year and became really good friends right off. Her family didn’t understand how a pretty girl could be ‘just friends’ with a handsome guy like myself, so she told them we were dating. I went home with her a couple times as the good ‘boyfriend’ I was. That resulted in lots of teasing from various family members and many, many kisses.”
“There were not that many, and each one was horrible!” She lifted a finger to her mouth and made a gagging noise.
“Oh, no. I’m fairly certain you liked them.”
“No, you slobbered on me. Of course I can’t blame you, I am hot. It’s only natural you would get a little excited.” Zara waggled her pinky finger at him.
Nixon laughed, complete unfazed. “Oh, please. I think you used the whole ‘I need you to act like my boyfriend so my family won’t know I’m a lesbian’ as a ploy to get with me. It’s okay, babe. We’re all friends here, you can admit it.”
“Uh, no. You were all stubbly and…. male. Ew.” She made more retching noises in the back of her throat.
“It’s okay, honey. I like that you’re stubbly and male.” Makoto patted the top of his head, lips twitching with amusement.
“Whatever,” Nixon grumbled. “Zara’s just jealous I’ve kissed all the women present.”
“Eh, I’ve seen them all naked. I think that trumps you,” Kadin said offhandedly. There was a moment of silence, and then it dawned on Kadin that he had spoken out loud. “It wasn’t on purpose though!” His fair cheeks were slowly turning red as everyone stared at him.
“Oh, that requires details!” Nixon cried, which earned him several indignant shouts from those gathered, and a pillow to the face from Makoto.
Nixon pulled the pillow away, laughing. As everyone was talking at once, Nixon caught Kadin’s eye and mouthed, ”tell me later.” Kadin took a page from Mamoru’s book and flipped off the auburn haired man.
I think this might be my favorite of your MM pieces so far! It brings back all sorts of fond memories from Drabblender :).
First, I love their conversation - I hadn't really considered how many "first kisses" are possible between each pair. And Nixon's kissed EVERYONE!! I have no idea why, but I think Usagi's encounter is the most hilarious. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about the SilMil now.
"You were all stubbly and…. male." BEST LINE.
But then -- THE END TRUMPS ALL. Kadin has seen everyone naked! That was definitely the biggest shocker. Wonder what Minako thinks of this revelation!
YAY! It's my favorite too, it just kept going and going.... and going! LOL Nixon is a kissing slut, apparently. I'm fairly certain he's kissed all of the guys as well. :D
Minako is probably amused. Because it was during the SilMil... it was different back then and therefore okay. Now if he'd seem them all naked recently I think she would be upset. ;)
Also thank you so much for the reviews, you've made my day!! <3
Dude, do you know how happy and flail-y I get when you review my things? Hint: A LOT!
The more I think on it.... the more I'm sure that Nixon has kissed every single person in that room. AND Kadin has seen every single person naked. There could be further fic exploring these occurrences, but I am undecided.
That was cute all over! Haha, it's almost like cheating, having them all kiss each other ;) But so well told. The Nixon-Zara axis works so fine for them.
To nobody's surprise, Kadin's and Mina's story was my favourite. I love how you had him narrate it, being completely oblivious to the fact that it is a GREAT and ROMANTIC story. Impolite, my arse.
“HA HA!” Minako laughed, completely amused, even if Kadin looked ready to kill Nixon.
“And Mercury….” Nixon looked toward Ami.
“There’s no way!” she whispered.
“Oh, but there is.” Nixon waggled a finger at her, as if he were a teacher lecturing a student. “You were quite confused over your feelings for Zoisite. I believe she had kissed you, and you weren’t sure what to feel about it. I was your test subject. It was very chaste though.”
Ami squeaked out some embarrassed noise and turned, burying her face into Zara’s neck. “Wow, you made the rounds there, sparky,” Zara whistled.
“What about me?” Usagi asked.
“Usako!” Mamoru groaned.
“What? I’m curious now, I have no recollection.”
“Ah, dear little princess. You mistook me for Endy, jumped me in the gardens and planted one on me.”
“How could she have mistaken you for Endymion?” Zara mumbled, more to herself than Nixon.
“Hell if I know, but it was dark and she was expecting him. I doubt she even thought about. Or perhaps she had a secret desire to do so…. actually, I think I’ll go with that.” Nixon nodded, winking at Usagi. She giggled while Mamoru frowned.
“So now that we’ve established that you’re a floozy, I’m not convinced you remember our kisses.” Makoto eyed him.
Nixon settled back, fingers lacing over his stomach and his ankle resting on his knee. He turned his head until he was looking at Makoto full on. “Both were in the rain,” he said simply.
“Is that so?” She cocked her head.
“Yup! Now who is it that doesn’t remember?”
“Mhmm,” Makoto hummed, obviously unimpressed.
“Okay, fine. First kiss back then: I took you to my kingdom for the first time, we were somewhere in what is currently Canada. Lots of giant trees, tall mountains and all that pretty shit you like.”
“Nixon…” Makoto sighed and pinched her nose.
“What? It’s true! Anyway!” he said pointedly. “You were completely enthralled, then a storm rolled in and you were utterly fascinated, captivated even. You got really excited when it started raining and the thunder rolled in the distance. Both of us were soaked through when you turned to me, eyes brighter green than the trees around us and a huge smile. You grabbed the front of my shirt and yanked me down for a kiss. I’m fairly certain there was more after that first kiss…. but we’ll keep that private.” He winked salaciously and Makoto looked half amused, half annoyed.
“The kiss this time,” he continued after a moment, “was after a fight. It started with a misunderstanding.”
“Because no one ever understands you,” Zara snorted.
“Why do you think it was my fault!?” Nixon glared at her.
“When is it not your fault?”
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Makoto snorted at that, “I should’ve fried your ass.”
“But you didn’t, and I’m glad for that.” Nixon smiled up at her. “So storm was raging, I felt bad, so I went after her. We were in the middle of the street, continuing our argument. By then both of us were worked up and just screaming at the other while the rain poured down. I mean, I can’t remember a time I’ve seen it rain that hard. Finally when both of us stopped to catch our breath, we just kind of looked up at each other and then the next thing I knew we were totally going at it.”
“Make-up sex in the street? Kinky,” Zara laughed.
“There was no make-up sex in the street.” Nixon paused. “We waited until we got to her apartment for that.” At that Makoto slapped her forehead in exasperation, but giggled nonetheless.
“And those were all of our first kisses.” Nixon finally nodded.
“What about Zara?” Usagi mused with a frown. “You said you kissed all the females, when did you kiss her?”
“Oh, I’ve kissed Zara lots!” Nixon smiled wickedly at his friend.
“Screw you,” Zara breathed.
“Sadly, we never got that far!”
“I hate you. Shut up.”
“You love me, Zara!”
“Whatever,” the blonde sighed and flipped him off.
“Back in college, before Zara came out to her family, she needed a cover. I was it. We’d met freshman year and became really good friends right off. Her family didn’t understand how a pretty girl could be ‘just friends’ with a handsome guy like myself, so she told them we were dating. I went home with her a couple times as the good ‘boyfriend’ I was. That resulted in lots of teasing from various family members and many, many kisses.”
“There were not that many, and each one was horrible!” She lifted a finger to her mouth and made a gagging noise.
“Oh, no. I’m fairly certain you liked them.”
“No, you slobbered on me. Of course I can’t blame you, I am hot. It’s only natural you would get a little excited.” Zara waggled her pinky finger at him.
Nixon laughed, complete unfazed. “Oh, please. I think you used the whole ‘I need you to act like my boyfriend so my family won’t know I’m a lesbian’ as a ploy to get with me. It’s okay, babe. We’re all friends here, you can admit it.”
“Uh, no. You were all stubbly and…. male. Ew.” She made more retching noises in the back of her throat.
“It’s okay, honey. I like that you’re stubbly and male.” Makoto patted the top of his head, lips twitching with amusement.
“Whatever,” Nixon grumbled. “Zara’s just jealous I’ve kissed all the women present.”
“Eh, I’ve seen them all naked. I think that trumps you,” Kadin said offhandedly. There was a moment of silence, and then it dawned on Kadin that he had spoken out loud. “It wasn’t on purpose though!” His fair cheeks were slowly turning red as everyone stared at him.
“Oh, that requires details!” Nixon cried, which earned him several indignant shouts from those gathered, and a pillow to the face from Makoto.
Nixon pulled the pillow away, laughing. As everyone was talking at once, Nixon caught Kadin’s eye and mouthed, ”tell me later.” Kadin took a page from Mamoru’s book and flipped off the auburn haired man.
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First, I love their conversation - I hadn't really considered how many "first kisses" are possible between each pair. And Nixon's kissed EVERYONE!! I have no idea why, but I think Usagi's encounter is the most hilarious. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about the SilMil now.
"You were all stubbly and…. male." BEST LINE.
But then -- THE END TRUMPS ALL. Kadin has seen everyone naked! That was definitely the biggest shocker. Wonder what Minako thinks of this revelation!
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Minako is probably amused. Because it was during the SilMil... it was different back then and therefore okay. Now if he'd seem them all naked recently I think she would be upset. ;)
Also thank you so much for the reviews, you've made my day!! <3
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That makes perfect sense about Minako and different SilMil norms!
Thank YOU for giving us such nice things to read, and also for your enthusiasm and signal boosting for Two Truths and a Lie :)
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Kadin! I did not expect that of you, you dirty boy!
I love that Nixon has kissed all of them. ALL.
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The more I think on it.... the more I'm sure that Nixon has kissed every single person in that room. AND Kadin has seen every single person naked. There could be further fic exploring these occurrences, but I am undecided.
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Loved it, my dear, absolutely loved it.
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