Who: Everyone! Where: Drabblender verse (someone help me name it!) Rating: I dunno, they swear and stuff. A/N: This got a little away from me..............
Nixon sighed for probably the millionth time that afternoon--not that anyone cared--as the girls all squealed at the end of the film when the leads kissed; finally together. How they had gotten roped into watching some romantic piece of shit, he would never know. Hadn’t he and the others been outside doing fun things, like torturing Jin and teasing Kadin? How had he ended up inside with the rest of the females watching this crap…. Oh, Jesus, even Zara was looking a little starry eyed.
He sent a long suffering look toward Kadin, whose only response was a shrug before draining his glass of something. Nixon hoped it was at least spiked.
“It’s over? Thank the fates!” Nixon mumbled when the credits started rolling. Makoto slapped his arm lightly and laughed, “You have no heart.”
“Oh, but I do!” Nixon leaned his head on her shoulder. “It just belongs to you.”
“Ha, nice try,” she laughed again.
“It was so romantic!” Usagi chirped, rubbing her pregnant belly. “Do you remember our first kiss, Mamo-chan!?” She turned toward her husband, eyes bright and nostalgic.
“Which one?” He teased and pressed a kiss against her forehead.
“What do you mean which one? You only have one first kiss, silly!” She chided gently.
“Not true. There was the first kiss at the party, but that was between Tuxedo Mask and whatever little disguise you had. Then there was the first kiss between regular Mamoru and regular Usagi… AND the first kiss between Endymion and Serenity.”
“And do you remember them all?” she challenged.
“We shared a quick kiss in the back of the Crown, you had some good news of some sort--I can’t remember what--and I leaned forward and I kissed you. During the Silver Millennium….. you hadn’t visited me for about a month or so, I was worried your mother had found out about your little trips, but then one night you came to the gardens. You flung yourself at me and kissed me.”
Usagi giggled and smiled brightly. “Good boy,” she patted his head.
“Do you remember our first?” Minako turned on Kadin.
“I will confess I do not remember any such thing between Kunzite and Venus, I apologize. But I do remember our first kiss in this life, yes.”
“Liar, you remember -- you cornered me in a gazebo on Earth, it was nice.” Minako sent him a catlike grin. “And I’ll forgive you for playing innocent if you tell me about our other first kiss.”
“In front of everyone?”
“In front of everyone,” she nodded. Kadin shifted uncomfortably, sent a glare toward Nixon who was dangerously close to laughing, and sighed.
“It wasn’t long after we had been awakened, you and I were not having the best go of things. After several disastrous encounters between us, I wanted to make peace as the respective leaders of the Senshi and Shitennou. I went to your apartment that you were sharing with Makoto at the time. Makoto was out, you answered the door in those bloody yoga pants you love so much and a t-shirt, your hair was messy and your face was flushed from whatever exercise you’d been doing. You were quite irritated at me for interrupting you, but especially for coming over unannounced and proceeded to tell me as much in a very angry manner.” Kadin cleared his throat and shifted again in his seat. “I had trouble focusing on your exact words, as in that moment I clearly remembered the gazebo in question. With that memory in mind, and the fact I wanted you to stop talking, I grabbed your face and kissed you. It was very stupid, and very impolite.”
“Perhaps, but I didn’t really mind.” Minako cuddled against Kadin’s side and rested her head on his shoulder.
“Yes, well, that’s good I suppose.” He gave her a small, tender smile and wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
“Who’s next!?” Usagi squealed, obviously enjoying the romance of it all.
“Ours was nothing so grand,” Zara said. Next to her, Ami was already turning red. “I had asked Ami out about fifteen times before she said yes, we went to a nice restaurant, talked about all sorts of things. After I walked her home, we had an awkward goodbye hug, I turned to leave and Ami called my name. I turned back, she smiled shyly and I said I could kiss her if I wanted. Of course I did want to, so I wasn’t going to let that opportunity pass by! No big sweeping kiss though, just a little brush of the lips.” Zara smiled at the room, ignoring Ami’s flushed face and turned to Jin. “What about you, sweetie?”
“Christmas party at Makoto’s and Nixon’s. Under the mistletoe. Very nice. Now leave me alone.” Jin was as red as Ami was at this point, however Rei was giggling next to him.
“Who initiated it?”
“I did, of course.” Rei smiled. “He was far too shy.” She reached out and ran her fingers through Jin’s hair.
“I bet he was….” Zara laughed and then turned toward Nixon. “Alright, buddy. You’re up!”
“Who said I wanted to play?” Nixon arched an eyebrow.
“It’s not matter of wanting to, it’s expected.” Zara stuck out her tongue.
“Just because everyone else did, doesn’t mean I have to. I’m not a lemming.” He crossed his arms and sank down in his seat.
“You don’t remember, do you?” Makoto narrowed her eyes.
“Oh, I remember. I remember a lot of things….. I have kissed every woman in this room. I’m special,” he said smugly.
“What? You have not!” Rei gave him an incredulous look.
“Oh?” Nixon arched his eyebrow at Rei. “You and Jadeite had been having a good long fight, going at it like cats and dogs. You two fighting wasn’t that unusual, but it’d been going on for days. There was one particular blow out between you, both of you said some nasty things. I believe he ended up calling you pious or something, so to spite him you turned on me, grabbed my face and planted one on me.” Nixon ended on a giant grin.
Rei’s mouth dropped open as the memory came to mind. “Oh goddess,” she mumbled, a slim hand raising to cover her eyes.
“And you,” he turned on Minako. “O fearless leader, were being a complete idiot about his feelings for you. I tried to tell him he needed to make a move, but he wouldn’t listen. So when we snuck up for some royal party on the moon, I cornered you and kissed you in front of him to prove a point. The gazebo followed the next time you came down to earth, if memory serves.”
“HA HA!” Minako laughed, completely amused, even if Kadin looked ready to kill Nixon.
“And Mercury….” Nixon looked toward Ami.
“There’s no way!” she whispered.
“Oh, but there is.” Nixon waggled a finger at her, as if he were a teacher lecturing a student. “You were quite confused over your feelings for Zoisite. I believe she had kissed you, and you weren’t sure what to feel about it. I was your test subject. It was very chaste though.”
Ami squeaked out some embarrassed noise and turned, burying her face into Zara’s neck. “Wow, you made the rounds there, sparky,” Zara whistled.
“What about me?” Usagi asked.
“Usako!” Mamoru groaned.
“What? I’m curious now, I have no recollection.”
“Ah, dear little princess. You mistook me for Endy, jumped me in the gardens and planted one on me.”
“How could she have mistaken you for Endymion?” Zara mumbled, more to herself than Nixon.
“Hell if I know, but it was dark and she was expecting him. I doubt she even thought about. Or perhaps she had a secret desire to do so…. actually, I think I’ll go with that.” Nixon nodded, winking at Usagi. She giggled while Mamoru frowned.
“So now that we’ve established that you’re a floozy, I’m not convinced you remember our kisses.” Makoto eyed him.
Nixon settled back, fingers lacing over his stomach and his ankle resting on his knee. He turned his head until he was looking at Makoto full on. “Both were in the rain,” he said simply.
“Is that so?” She cocked her head.
“Yup! Now who is it that doesn’t remember?”
“Mhmm,” Makoto hummed, obviously unimpressed.
“Okay, fine. First kiss back then: I took you to my kingdom for the first time, we were somewhere in what is currently Canada. Lots of giant trees, tall mountains and all that pretty shit you like.”
“Nixon…” Makoto sighed and pinched her nose.
“What? It’s true! Anyway!” he said pointedly. “You were completely enthralled, then a storm rolled in and you were utterly fascinated, captivated even. You got really excited when it started raining and the thunder rolled in the distance. Both of us were soaked through when you turned to me, eyes brighter green than the trees around us and a huge smile. You grabbed the front of my shirt and yanked me down for a kiss. I’m fairly certain there was more after that first kiss…. but we’ll keep that private.” He winked salaciously and Makoto looked half amused, half annoyed.
“The kiss this time,” he continued after a moment, “was after a fight. It started with a misunderstanding.”
“Because no one ever understands you,” Zara snorted.
“Why do you think it was my fault!?” Nixon glared at her.
“Good point,” he let out a breath. “Anyway, argument ensued…. She stormed off -- quite literally, because there was rain and lightening and thunder. The power of Jupiter was strong.”
Makoto snorted at that, “I should’ve fried your ass.”
“But you didn’t, and I’m glad for that.” Nixon smiled up at her. “So storm was raging, I felt bad, so I went after her. We were in the middle of the street, continuing our argument. By then both of us were worked up and just screaming at the other while the rain poured down. I mean, I can’t remember a time I’ve seen it rain that hard. Finally when both of us stopped to catch our breath, we just kind of looked up at each other and then the next thing I knew we were totally going at it.”
“Make-up sex in the street? Kinky,” Zara laughed.
“There was no make-up sex in the street.” Nixon paused. “We waited until we got to her apartment for that.” At that Makoto slapped her forehead in exasperation, but giggled nonetheless.
“And those were all of our first kisses.” Nixon finally nodded.
“What about Zara?” Usagi mused with a frown. “You said you kissed all the females, when did you kiss her?”
“Oh, I’ve kissed Zara lots!” Nixon smiled wickedly at his friend.
“Screw you,” Zara breathed.
“Sadly, we never got that far!”
“I hate you. Shut up.”
“You love me, Zara!”
“Whatever,” the blonde sighed and flipped him off.
“Back in college, before Zara came out to her family, she needed a cover. I was it. We’d met freshman year and became really good friends right off. Her family didn’t understand how a pretty girl could be ‘just friends’ with a handsome guy like myself, so she told them we were dating. I went home with her a couple times as the good ‘boyfriend’ I was. That resulted in lots of teasing from various family members and many, many kisses.”
“There were not that many, and each one was horrible!” She lifted a finger to her mouth and made a gagging noise.
“Oh, no. I’m fairly certain you liked them.”
“No, you slobbered on me. Of course I can’t blame you, I am hot. It’s only natural you would get a little excited.” Zara waggled her pinky finger at him.
Nixon laughed, complete unfazed. “Oh, please. I think you used the whole ‘I need you to act like my boyfriend so my family won’t know I’m a lesbian’ as a ploy to get with me. It’s okay, babe. We’re all friends here, you can admit it.”
“Uh, no. You were all stubbly and…. male. Ew.” She made more retching noises in the back of her throat.
“It’s okay, honey. I like that you’re stubbly and male.” Makoto patted the top of his head, lips twitching with amusement.
“Whatever,” Nixon grumbled. “Zara’s just jealous I’ve kissed all the women present.”
“Eh, I’ve seen them all naked. I think that trumps you,” Kadin said offhandedly. There was a moment of silence, and then it dawned on Kadin that he had spoken out loud. “It wasn’t on purpose though!” His fair cheeks were slowly turning red as everyone stared at him.
“Oh, that requires details!” Nixon cried, which earned him several indignant shouts from those gathered, and a pillow to the face from Makoto.
Nixon pulled the pillow away, laughing. As everyone was talking at once, Nixon caught Kadin’s eye and mouthed, ”tell me later.” Kadin took a page from Mamoru’s book and flipped off the auburn haired man.
I think this might be my favorite of your MM pieces so far! It brings back all sorts of fond memories from Drabblender :).
First, I love their conversation - I hadn't really considered how many "first kisses" are possible between each pair. And Nixon's kissed EVERYONE!! I have no idea why, but I think Usagi's encounter is the most hilarious. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about the SilMil now.
"You were all stubbly and…. male." BEST LINE.
But then -- THE END TRUMPS ALL. Kadin has seen everyone naked! That was definitely the biggest shocker. Wonder what Minako thinks of this revelation!
YAY! It's my favorite too, it just kept going and going.... and going! LOL Nixon is a kissing slut, apparently. I'm fairly certain he's kissed all of the guys as well. :D
Minako is probably amused. Because it was during the SilMil... it was different back then and therefore okay. Now if he'd seem them all naked recently I think she would be upset. ;)
Also thank you so much for the reviews, you've made my day!! <3
Dude, do you know how happy and flail-y I get when you review my things? Hint: A LOT!
The more I think on it.... the more I'm sure that Nixon has kissed every single person in that room. AND Kadin has seen every single person naked. There could be further fic exploring these occurrences, but I am undecided.
That was cute all over! Haha, it's almost like cheating, having them all kiss each other ;) But so well told. The Nixon-Zara axis works so fine for them.
To nobody's surprise, Kadin's and Mina's story was my favourite. I love how you had him narrate it, being completely oblivious to the fact that it is a GREAT and ROMANTIC story. Impolite, my arse.
Where: Drabblender verse (someone help me name it!)
Rating: I dunno, they swear and stuff.
A/N: This got a little away from me..............
Nixon sighed for probably the millionth time that afternoon--not that anyone cared--as the girls all squealed at the end of the film when the leads kissed; finally together. How they had gotten roped into watching some romantic piece of shit, he would never know. Hadn’t he and the others been outside doing fun things, like torturing Jin and teasing Kadin? How had he ended up inside with the rest of the females watching this crap…. Oh, Jesus, even Zara was looking a little starry eyed.
He sent a long suffering look toward Kadin, whose only response was a shrug before draining his glass of something. Nixon hoped it was at least spiked.
“It’s over? Thank the fates!” Nixon mumbled when the credits started rolling. Makoto slapped his arm lightly and laughed, “You have no heart.”
“Oh, but I do!” Nixon leaned his head on her shoulder. “It just belongs to you.”
“Ha, nice try,” she laughed again.
“It was so romantic!” Usagi chirped, rubbing her pregnant belly. “Do you remember our first kiss, Mamo-chan!?” She turned toward her husband, eyes bright and nostalgic.
“Which one?” He teased and pressed a kiss against her forehead.
“What do you mean which one? You only have one first kiss, silly!” She chided gently.
“Not true. There was the first kiss at the party, but that was between Tuxedo Mask and whatever little disguise you had. Then there was the first kiss between regular Mamoru and regular Usagi… AND the first kiss between Endymion and Serenity.”
“And do you remember them all?” she challenged.
“We shared a quick kiss in the back of the Crown, you had some good news of some sort--I can’t remember what--and I leaned forward and I kissed you. During the Silver Millennium….. you hadn’t visited me for about a month or so, I was worried your mother had found out about your little trips, but then one night you came to the gardens. You flung yourself at me and kissed me.”
Usagi giggled and smiled brightly. “Good boy,” she patted his head.
“Do you remember our first?” Minako turned on Kadin.
“I will confess I do not remember any such thing between Kunzite and Venus, I apologize. But I do remember our first kiss in this life, yes.”
“Liar, you remember -- you cornered me in a gazebo on Earth, it was nice.” Minako sent him a catlike grin. “And I’ll forgive you for playing innocent if you tell me about our other first kiss.”
“In front of everyone?”
“In front of everyone,” she nodded. Kadin shifted uncomfortably, sent a glare toward Nixon who was dangerously close to laughing, and sighed.
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“Perhaps, but I didn’t really mind.” Minako cuddled against Kadin’s side and rested her head on his shoulder.
“Yes, well, that’s good I suppose.” He gave her a small, tender smile and wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
“Who’s next!?” Usagi squealed, obviously enjoying the romance of it all.
“Ours was nothing so grand,” Zara said. Next to her, Ami was already turning red. “I had asked Ami out about fifteen times before she said yes, we went to a nice restaurant, talked about all sorts of things. After I walked her home, we had an awkward goodbye hug, I turned to leave and Ami called my name. I turned back, she smiled shyly and I said I could kiss her if I wanted. Of course I did want to, so I wasn’t going to let that opportunity pass by! No big sweeping kiss though, just a little brush of the lips.” Zara smiled at the room, ignoring Ami’s flushed face and turned to Jin. “What about you, sweetie?”
“Christmas party at Makoto’s and Nixon’s. Under the mistletoe. Very nice. Now leave me alone.” Jin was as red as Ami was at this point, however Rei was giggling next to him.
“Who initiated it?”
“I did, of course.” Rei smiled. “He was far too shy.” She reached out and ran her fingers through Jin’s hair.
“I bet he was….” Zara laughed and then turned toward Nixon. “Alright, buddy. You’re up!”
“Who said I wanted to play?” Nixon arched an eyebrow.
“It’s not matter of wanting to, it’s expected.” Zara stuck out her tongue.
“Just because everyone else did, doesn’t mean I have to. I’m not a lemming.” He crossed his arms and sank down in his seat.
“You don’t remember, do you?” Makoto narrowed her eyes.
“Oh, I remember. I remember a lot of things….. I have kissed every woman in this room. I’m special,” he said smugly.
“What? You have not!” Rei gave him an incredulous look.
“Oh?” Nixon arched his eyebrow at Rei. “You and Jadeite had been having a good long fight, going at it like cats and dogs. You two fighting wasn’t that unusual, but it’d been going on for days. There was one particular blow out between you, both of you said some nasty things. I believe he ended up calling you pious or something, so to spite him you turned on me, grabbed my face and planted one on me.” Nixon ended on a giant grin.
Rei’s mouth dropped open as the memory came to mind. “Oh goddess,” she mumbled, a slim hand raising to cover her eyes.
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“HA HA!” Minako laughed, completely amused, even if Kadin looked ready to kill Nixon.
“And Mercury….” Nixon looked toward Ami.
“There’s no way!” she whispered.
“Oh, but there is.” Nixon waggled a finger at her, as if he were a teacher lecturing a student. “You were quite confused over your feelings for Zoisite. I believe she had kissed you, and you weren’t sure what to feel about it. I was your test subject. It was very chaste though.”
Ami squeaked out some embarrassed noise and turned, burying her face into Zara’s neck. “Wow, you made the rounds there, sparky,” Zara whistled.
“What about me?” Usagi asked.
“Usako!” Mamoru groaned.
“What? I’m curious now, I have no recollection.”
“Ah, dear little princess. You mistook me for Endy, jumped me in the gardens and planted one on me.”
“How could she have mistaken you for Endymion?” Zara mumbled, more to herself than Nixon.
“Hell if I know, but it was dark and she was expecting him. I doubt she even thought about. Or perhaps she had a secret desire to do so…. actually, I think I’ll go with that.” Nixon nodded, winking at Usagi. She giggled while Mamoru frowned.
“So now that we’ve established that you’re a floozy, I’m not convinced you remember our kisses.” Makoto eyed him.
Nixon settled back, fingers lacing over his stomach and his ankle resting on his knee. He turned his head until he was looking at Makoto full on. “Both were in the rain,” he said simply.
“Is that so?” She cocked her head.
“Yup! Now who is it that doesn’t remember?”
“Mhmm,” Makoto hummed, obviously unimpressed.
“Okay, fine. First kiss back then: I took you to my kingdom for the first time, we were somewhere in what is currently Canada. Lots of giant trees, tall mountains and all that pretty shit you like.”
“Nixon…” Makoto sighed and pinched her nose.
“What? It’s true! Anyway!” he said pointedly. “You were completely enthralled, then a storm rolled in and you were utterly fascinated, captivated even. You got really excited when it started raining and the thunder rolled in the distance. Both of us were soaked through when you turned to me, eyes brighter green than the trees around us and a huge smile. You grabbed the front of my shirt and yanked me down for a kiss. I’m fairly certain there was more after that first kiss…. but we’ll keep that private.” He winked salaciously and Makoto looked half amused, half annoyed.
“The kiss this time,” he continued after a moment, “was after a fight. It started with a misunderstanding.”
“Because no one ever understands you,” Zara snorted.
“Why do you think it was my fault!?” Nixon glared at her.
“When is it not your fault?”
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Makoto snorted at that, “I should’ve fried your ass.”
“But you didn’t, and I’m glad for that.” Nixon smiled up at her. “So storm was raging, I felt bad, so I went after her. We were in the middle of the street, continuing our argument. By then both of us were worked up and just screaming at the other while the rain poured down. I mean, I can’t remember a time I’ve seen it rain that hard. Finally when both of us stopped to catch our breath, we just kind of looked up at each other and then the next thing I knew we were totally going at it.”
“Make-up sex in the street? Kinky,” Zara laughed.
“There was no make-up sex in the street.” Nixon paused. “We waited until we got to her apartment for that.” At that Makoto slapped her forehead in exasperation, but giggled nonetheless.
“And those were all of our first kisses.” Nixon finally nodded.
“What about Zara?” Usagi mused with a frown. “You said you kissed all the females, when did you kiss her?”
“Oh, I’ve kissed Zara lots!” Nixon smiled wickedly at his friend.
“Screw you,” Zara breathed.
“Sadly, we never got that far!”
“I hate you. Shut up.”
“You love me, Zara!”
“Whatever,” the blonde sighed and flipped him off.
“Back in college, before Zara came out to her family, she needed a cover. I was it. We’d met freshman year and became really good friends right off. Her family didn’t understand how a pretty girl could be ‘just friends’ with a handsome guy like myself, so she told them we were dating. I went home with her a couple times as the good ‘boyfriend’ I was. That resulted in lots of teasing from various family members and many, many kisses.”
“There were not that many, and each one was horrible!” She lifted a finger to her mouth and made a gagging noise.
“Oh, no. I’m fairly certain you liked them.”
“No, you slobbered on me. Of course I can’t blame you, I am hot. It’s only natural you would get a little excited.” Zara waggled her pinky finger at him.
Nixon laughed, complete unfazed. “Oh, please. I think you used the whole ‘I need you to act like my boyfriend so my family won’t know I’m a lesbian’ as a ploy to get with me. It’s okay, babe. We’re all friends here, you can admit it.”
“Uh, no. You were all stubbly and…. male. Ew.” She made more retching noises in the back of her throat.
“It’s okay, honey. I like that you’re stubbly and male.” Makoto patted the top of his head, lips twitching with amusement.
“Whatever,” Nixon grumbled. “Zara’s just jealous I’ve kissed all the women present.”
“Eh, I’ve seen them all naked. I think that trumps you,” Kadin said offhandedly. There was a moment of silence, and then it dawned on Kadin that he had spoken out loud. “It wasn’t on purpose though!” His fair cheeks were slowly turning red as everyone stared at him.
“Oh, that requires details!” Nixon cried, which earned him several indignant shouts from those gathered, and a pillow to the face from Makoto.
Nixon pulled the pillow away, laughing. As everyone was talking at once, Nixon caught Kadin’s eye and mouthed, ”tell me later.” Kadin took a page from Mamoru’s book and flipped off the auburn haired man.
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First, I love their conversation - I hadn't really considered how many "first kisses" are possible between each pair. And Nixon's kissed EVERYONE!! I have no idea why, but I think Usagi's encounter is the most hilarious. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about the SilMil now.
"You were all stubbly and…. male." BEST LINE.
But then -- THE END TRUMPS ALL. Kadin has seen everyone naked! That was definitely the biggest shocker. Wonder what Minako thinks of this revelation!
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Minako is probably amused. Because it was during the SilMil... it was different back then and therefore okay. Now if he'd seem them all naked recently I think she would be upset. ;)
Also thank you so much for the reviews, you've made my day!! <3
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That makes perfect sense about Minako and different SilMil norms!
Thank YOU for giving us such nice things to read, and also for your enthusiasm and signal boosting for Two Truths and a Lie :)
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Kadin! I did not expect that of you, you dirty boy!
I love that Nixon has kissed all of them. ALL.
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The more I think on it.... the more I'm sure that Nixon has kissed every single person in that room. AND Kadin has seen every single person naked. There could be further fic exploring these occurrences, but I am undecided.
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Loved it, my dear, absolutely loved it.
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