A Very Shitenho-ho-hoji Christmas - Sixth Kiss
A Very Shitenho-ho-hoji Christmas
Day 6
Almost done with the mistletoe drabble series! Merry Christmas Eve!
Sixth Kiss- Pissed Off
Author: amyused
Artist: omicheese
Plot Mastermind: imma_holiday
Unsuspecting Couple: Chitose Senri/Konjiki Koharu
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“Make haste! Before anyone sees us! We must kiss!” Koharu held out his arms and puckered his lips, apparently waiting for Chitose to fall into his passionate embrace. The taller boy just sorta squeezed himself past his teammate and into the bathroom proper, ignoring the disappointed whine issuing from behind him.
“No, I gotta take a leak.” Talk about inappropriate timing, but leave it to the school’s most famous comedic duo to put up mistletoe in the bathroom, as well. Using his impressive height to foil Koharu's attempts at stealing a smooch for himself, Chitose calmly went to the urinals against the wall.
“Oh, you tease! You can’t just leave me here like this!” Koharu kept whining from his place near the door. Chitose was supremely unmoved by the other boy’s plight. Pissing took precedence.
“What this is that exactly?” Chitose intoned as he finally relieved himself. He’d been holding it in for a couple periods already, waiting for a moment when the teachers weren’t paying attention so he could slip out undetected. Breaks between classes were too precious to use for bathroom breaks anyway.
“You have no appreciation for Christmas tradition, you beast!”
Chitose wiggled his finger in his ear as Koharu’s pitch took a turn for the shrill. “Fine, fine. Just a quick one,” Chitose relented, figuring giving in would be the quickest way to leave the bathroom now that he’d finished his business, as it were. The kiss was quick and quite platonic, even missing the majority of Koharu’s mouth, besides the tiny corner of one lip. Regardless, though, the comedian moaned when Chitose moved away, batting his eyelashes as though it’d been one of the sexiest kisses of his life.
“So dirty~!” he giggled.
“KOHARU!!! What on earth are you doing?!?!” Man, Chitose didn’t want to deal with this. /This/ this being the extremely possessive boyfriend of the boy he’d just kissed coming through the bathroom door right at the wrong moment. He held up his hand, halting Yuuji in his tracks for long enough to say, “Hey, chill. Honest. I’m not encroaching on your territory. I’m taken.” Maybe the truth would be enough to stall the pair long enough to leave the room...? Judging by the stunned looks on the doubles pair’s faces, his plan had worked.
Hand on the doorknob, Chitose fled the bathroom to a chorus of, “Wait!! By WHOM?!?!” barely sparing the time for a parting wave before taking the stairs three at a time to get back up to the third year’s floor.
He scratched his head with a wry sort of grimace, still loping up the flights of stairs. Probably not the sort of situation to tell Kippei later. Not nearly as funny as the temple thing from earlier in the week anyway...
~To be continued~
Day 6
Almost done with the mistletoe drabble series! Merry Christmas Eve!
Sixth Kiss- Pissed Off
Author: amyused
Artist: omicheese
Plot Mastermind: imma_holiday
Unsuspecting Couple: Chitose Senri/Konjiki Koharu
~~~~
“Make haste! Before anyone sees us! We must kiss!” Koharu held out his arms and puckered his lips, apparently waiting for Chitose to fall into his passionate embrace. The taller boy just sorta squeezed himself past his teammate and into the bathroom proper, ignoring the disappointed whine issuing from behind him.
“No, I gotta take a leak.” Talk about inappropriate timing, but leave it to the school’s most famous comedic duo to put up mistletoe in the bathroom, as well. Using his impressive height to foil Koharu's attempts at stealing a smooch for himself, Chitose calmly went to the urinals against the wall.
“Oh, you tease! You can’t just leave me here like this!” Koharu kept whining from his place near the door. Chitose was supremely unmoved by the other boy’s plight. Pissing took precedence.
“What this is that exactly?” Chitose intoned as he finally relieved himself. He’d been holding it in for a couple periods already, waiting for a moment when the teachers weren’t paying attention so he could slip out undetected. Breaks between classes were too precious to use for bathroom breaks anyway.
“You have no appreciation for Christmas tradition, you beast!”
Chitose wiggled his finger in his ear as Koharu’s pitch took a turn for the shrill. “Fine, fine. Just a quick one,” Chitose relented, figuring giving in would be the quickest way to leave the bathroom now that he’d finished his business, as it were. The kiss was quick and quite platonic, even missing the majority of Koharu’s mouth, besides the tiny corner of one lip. Regardless, though, the comedian moaned when Chitose moved away, batting his eyelashes as though it’d been one of the sexiest kisses of his life.
“So dirty~!” he giggled.
“KOHARU!!! What on earth are you doing?!?!” Man, Chitose didn’t want to deal with this. /This/ this being the extremely possessive boyfriend of the boy he’d just kissed coming through the bathroom door right at the wrong moment. He held up his hand, halting Yuuji in his tracks for long enough to say, “Hey, chill. Honest. I’m not encroaching on your territory. I’m taken.” Maybe the truth would be enough to stall the pair long enough to leave the room...? Judging by the stunned looks on the doubles pair’s faces, his plan had worked.
Hand on the doorknob, Chitose fled the bathroom to a chorus of, “Wait!! By WHOM?!?!” barely sparing the time for a parting wave before taking the stairs three at a time to get back up to the third year’s floor.
He scratched his head with a wry sort of grimace, still loping up the flights of stairs. Probably not the sort of situation to tell Kippei later. Not nearly as funny as the temple thing from earlier in the week anyway...
~To be continued~