changmin/jaejoong.
pg.
192 words.
"I'm not much of anything, really."
"That doesn't make sense, not in any complete, justifiable way."
"Yes it does."
"No it doesn't."
"Just shut your face."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"I might've."
"That doesn't even make sense."
"Who said it had to."
"...touche."
"I know. That's why I said it."
"You know, sometimes I wonder why I even bother talking to you."
"That's simple. You love me."
"Ha. Say that again."
"You love me."
"Are you for cereal right now."
"Honestly someone needs to teach you proper English."
"Someone needs to teach you proper English."
"Ah. And this is why."
"I'm just going to ignore that last comment."
"By all means, do so. Not like I give a damn."
"Oh, but you do. By saying you do not means you probably had thought of whether or not you gave a damn in the first place andso-realized that you were thinking about that which shows that you did give a damn in an inconspicuous way."
"Hey."
"What."
"Shut up."
And then you jump him and kiss him on the lips. Happily ever after. Just like every day.
(with him)
The End.→▬←
crack. Might end up scrapping this.