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[shit_stings]

Well, lookit here. I am such a goddamn mighty culinary artist, huh? Didn't even know I had it in me.

Fancy-Assed Rum Cake by Budd. Get some and appreciate it, motherfuckers.

Got almonds in it, too. Who don't like no fuckin almonds?

Comments

[venomouselle]

I like almonds. I just don't like cakes that look like shit.

[shit_stings]

It's about taste, Elle. Geez Louise.

[venomouselle]

You actually think there will be takers?

[shit_stings]

I dunno'. Who fuckin cares? I'll donate it to a fuckin cake-walk, if it ain't wanted.

[small_comfort]

It looks delicious, sir.

[shit_stings]

Thanks, kid. Nice'a you to say.

[small_comfort]

Eheh!
By the way, if you're looking for a place to share it, the hospital is having a blood drive right now, so... it'd be more than welcome.

[shit_stings]

Sounds fair enough. You wanna' take it off my hands for me? You can do whatever you want with it then, chief.