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Mar 27, 2008 23:36

Well, gee whiz, a fella does get behind on the times. I keep hearing this and that about a party. Don't know that a guy like me could swing by for that kind of thing. I'm a good, working man with business to take care of in the morning, after all. It's already late enough as it is.

But you kids go and have fun, mind that you don't stay out too late.

And, young ladies, you'll do well to mind those boys' hands. If anybody tries anything funny, you know you can run and tell old Budd about it and he'll set them straight with a firm talking-to.

Men, you'd best mind yourselves. Daddy's can be fierce if you should happen to try anything funny, doesn't matter if they're around to watch you or not. They'll figure it.

And always use protection, terps.
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