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[shit_im_on_fire]

sometimes i catch sight of my reflection in my peripheral vision and automatically turn to see it, and i'll see my face completely expressionless with my face all puffing out of my head and all i can think is that i look feral, like one of the creatures from the quizno's commercials and i have to curb the irrational impulse to bare my teeth and gnaw on something (something like my wrist). it makes me want to ambush someone in the jungle, to jump out of the mud and grime and tackle them at the knees. i think, when i'm in this state, that i could engage in cannibalism, but only if it was my kill.
now, is this me or is this the mirror toying with me? is it me but not me, half me and half mirror doppleganger as i'm halfway through turning? the mirror world must be completely savage.
i say we send an envoy of christian missionaries into the mirror world to bring the thruth of the word of god.