The Loser (8/?)
Title: The Loser
Main Pairing: Hyukhae
Side Pairings: Kyumin and joke!KrisHae
Rating: 15+ for future smut and constant swearing.
Summary: Donghae isn't just uncool, he's the definition of the word. With his giant black rimmed glasses and up to the belly button pants that don't even cover his ankles properly, his always cheery red nose because of all year round allergies, he's just lame. He's lame enough to be bullied to the point he needs eight pairs of decoy glasses, every week.
Eunhyuk is the opposite, handsome, stylish and a sharp-witted bad-boy who likes nothing more than to bang people’s heads into the lockers. Everyone fears Lee Eunhyuk. Even though Donghae has never exactly encountered the rude platinum blond, hell he's never even spoke to Eunhyuk before. Yet, Donghae has the biggest gayest crush he can possibly have on Eunhyuk. Now; getting said male to realize his existence is the problem.
Chapters: (chapter nine not posted yet)
chapter eight
"No I'm not doing it Sungmin." Donghae said strongly, slinking back behind a blanket he had raised to protect himself from the evil bunny's wrath. Kyuhyun watching from the side lines chuckled evilly. "You can't make me. Not this time."
Bullshit, Donghae thought to himself scowling at his own thoughts. The moment he... oh god.
"I can't kiss Hyukjae without fainting." The brunet finally admitted, Sungmin flattered as Kyuhyun let out a loud gasping laughter. Cause apparently this is just hilarious.
In Donghae's opinion he kinda finds this pathetic.
"You'll be tripping, you won't have time to think."
"No, trust me I will."
"Pahaha, why do you even want to set Eunhyuk up with this loser?" Sungmin narrowed his eyes on the guy that's obviously crushing on him. Donghae felt slightly bad when Kyuhyun stopped laughing and looked down to his torn shoes (from Sungmin stepping on them one too many times.)
"You need to seem like a playboy, and I know how to do it."
With that Sungmin stood up and flipped open his cell phone wandering to the kitchen to make a few calls.
Donghae grabbed the nearest pillow in attempt to suffocate himself.
"Who are you?" He asked rudely when a cute blonde girl walked up to his side, linking arms with him.
"Ren, in your Chinese class."
"Oh" Donghae said dumbly, smiling to the girl before -
Hey wait, isn't Ren a guy?
"- what the fuck" he stuttered out, quickly unlinking his arm with the blond's and stumbling back with his hands held out in a desperate attempt to protect him from the guy currently wearing a skirt and lipstick (and extensions possibly). "W-when did you become a woman?!"
Wow that even sounded stupid to me.
"Wow, that sounded stupid." Ren said slowly - as if reading his inner thoughts, Donghae suddenly didn't like the bitchy blond boy anymore. He had heard rumors of Ren; the kid is gay, and pretty, and dating the basketball's star player Baekho, whom had cheated on him (“because of booze!” Baekho had protested) with the soccer teams lead player Junsu.
Apparently the star's didn't even know each other's names until bitch from hell (Ren, with help of the schools diva last year whom had graduated and gone to a University nearby, Heechul) spat in both of their faces and told them off.
To say Baekho has become Ren's personal bitch is an understatement and - not the problem Donghae hissed in his head to himself, breaking off his mind rambling.
"So, uh, yeah..." He stuttered, stepping back into a wall to avoid Ren. "C-Class starts soon, C-Chinese... Chin-kee?" He offered sheepishly, laughing nervously as he made a face in the opposite direction of Ren, the blond rolled his eyes.
"I have to pretend to be dating you? Bitch, Sungmin-hyung is a fucking retard, no more importantly, you are." Ren offered moodily, bringing up his hand to inspect his nails; cause really nails get injured in the midst of bitching at people, right?
"I have to do it too." Someone said loosely from behind Ren, sending both males turning to look at a pretty girl with caramel brown hair, cute chubby cheeks and looks oddly familiar.
"Oh, Taemin-hyung." Ren greeted, and Donghae was starting to wonder everyone but him was being respected.
Hold up, Taemin?
He likes Taemin, he's in the same grade as him (friends with dicks; but nice) and Taemin never really says anything bad, or does anything bad. Even though Donghae is a bit intimidated by his boyfriend Minho, one of the soccer teams, swimming teams and basketball teams star player, scares the shit out of him.
Come to think of it, doesn't the underclassman Baekho too?
Oh god Sungmin is trying to get me killed-
and why are so many guys homo is this school!?
He'd have to have a heart-to-heart talk with Donghwa later about his choice of school. Cause he doubts his brother's sexuality suddenly.
"So yeah, you're gonna pretend to be dating both of us, my name will be Minsoo and that'll be um," Ren tapped his manicured nails against his make-up covered cake face, "Taelee."
"Cause that's not suspicious at all." Donghae snapped quietly at the diva male, who narrowed his eyeliner lined eyes.
"Whatever, let's go Donghae. Remember, I'm your girlfriend and so is Taelee."
Donghae had to wonder what bad deed Taemin had done to get blackmailed into doing something so degrading. He didn't want to know, yet.
Entering class was dramatic and nerve splintering, and he felt slightly bad for his classmates to have to watch Ren clutching his face like an over prepped bitch and kiss the living shit of him.
Come to think of it, Donghae has been kissed a total of 10 times in 2 days. He feels like a slut; he'll have to start washing his face and teeth more.
When he sat beside Eunhyuk - forehead throbbing already knowing the pain that'd come - Eunhyuk placed a hand on Donghae's forehead, catching him before he could bang the living shit out of his brain, and pushing him back to be sitting up.
Donghae blinked dumbly.
"Are you dating uuhhh," Hyukjae stuttered looking back at Minsoo who had propped her high heels onto the table, tights covering only up to her tiny high thighs, milky white skin making every guy in the classroom sway.
Only if they knew.
"-Minsoo?" Donghae offered, Hyukjae nodded, scrunching up his face in confusion (cause he never heard of a Minsoo girl transferring to their school - and Hyukjae knows everything) "Y-Yeah" he stuttered out, remembering the list Sungmin had typed out of his phone, plus a good list of sentences to use when asked about his "girlfriends" and he quotes that cause well,
they're more like fake-boyfriends.
Eunhyuk whistled, impressed. "Wow, so even you can get girls?"
Donghae coolly leaned back into his chair, a pretend smug smile on his face. "Yeah, she's a babe." He felt proud, he had successfully looked like a player, and cool as fuck.
That is until he fell back, head hitting the floor ungracefully as he heard Eunhyuk hit his head against his desk.
"Fuck Donghae!" He heard more than one person bellow as his vision swam.
"Is it even possible to be this uncool?" He heard someone whisper softly,
"Obviously, or else he wouldn't be doing it."
There was rude snort.
"I don't think I can do this." Another voice. "He's really creepy."
"He's not, just um, odd."
“Hyung, he hits his head as a past time in Chinese class and he topples over his chair in an attempt to look cool, what's even worse is that he was carried like a princess by Eunhyuk-hyung, who seemed ready to chop off my head. I refuse to make Eunhyuk-hyung mad, he's scary."
A snort, "wimps. Your reason Taemin?"
"Minho realized it was me cross dressing, I don't think Donghae wants to die."
Yeah I don't, not yet.
Donghae sighed sleepily, brain shutting down again as he drifted off into a much needed sleep.
When he awoke, his eyes snapped open for Hyukjae's face to be right in front of his.
"Oh, you're awake."
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AGBMEXKJ BH SO MANY NEW PAIRINGS HAVE BEEN FORMED BECAUSE OF ME, THAT PROBABLY HAVENT EVER COMMUNICATED. LIKE KRISHAE AND KRISMIN. LIKE WTF?
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