Fairy Tail

[shishibutt]

So after that lame match against that lame Natsu I decided to look into his fandom for the hell of it. It's not like I can do much else while my AGONIZING BURNS are healing. Maybe I should have looked into this guy before I challenged him to tennis. Here's what I've found out:

• Natsu is an overly destructive moron. In case that wasn't already

Comments

[key2yourheart]

Is that so...?

[shishibutt]

Is what so?

[key2yourheart]

Edit three...

[shishibutt]

I only posted that because he was lame and accused me of being in love with him.

[key2yourheart]

... Well, that must've been incredibly awkward.

[shishibutt]

It was! I'm defiantly NOT gay and it pisses me off that people keep claiming that I am!

[key2yourheart]

You can't ignore it? Though, I'll admit it's considerably hard to ignore Natsu...

[shishibutt]

He's disagreeable and obnoxious! I've never met someone so hard to be around!

[key2yourheart]

Well, he's not that bad when he's relatively calm and quiet...

[natsudragonil]

...

[key2yourheart]

...♥?

[shishibutt]

I haven't seen him like that.

[key2yourheart]

When he sleeps or has motion sickness...

Or in serious battles... or when he feels like it.

[shishibutt]

I've only seen him being lame and setting fire to the tennis court! The TENNIS COURT! Now because of him nobody on my team will be able to play tennis until someone fixes it!

...He needs these pill things that they sell to fight motion sickness.

[key2yourheart]

Maybe you'll see the other sides of him... eventually.

... That's a good idea, actually!

[shishibutt]

I doubt it.

They really work. Sometimes I take them when Atobe takes the team on lame cruises. Getting sick in front of Choutarou would be LAME.