Fairy Tail

[shishibutt]

So after that lame match against that lame Natsu I decided to look into his fandom for the hell of it. It's not like I can do much else while my AGONIZING BURNS are healing. Maybe I should have looked into this guy before I challenged him to tennis. Here's what I've found out:

• Natsu is an overly destructive moron. In case that wasn't already

Comments

[natsudragonil]

Are you in love with me?

[shishibutt]

No. I'm just wanted to know how someone could be as lame as you are. And now I know.

[natsudragonil]

You've made probably ten entries about me!

[shishibutt]

You're only mentioned in four entries. And you're only the main subject in two of them.

No get lost before I make you some Natsu/Gray yaoi fanart.

[natsudragonil]

I counted FIVE!

YOU WOULDN'T!!!

[shishibutt]

WELL THEN YOU MISCOUNTED!

AND I WOULD! AND AM!

[natsudragonil]

I MUST BE AWESOME!!!

I'D BURN YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU DID!!

[shishibutt]

HA! TOO LATE!

[natsudragonil]

YOUR LOSS!!!!lakjglkasjglkasjgl

[shishibutt]

Now you cheat at tennis AND you're gay!

[natsudragonil]

Let's have a rematch at tennis!

[shishibutt]

Hell no. I won. Deal with it.

[natsudragonil]

No. I REALLY want a rematch.

[shishibutt]

Sucks to be you.

[natsudragonil]

Then I'll just have to find you and burn your house down!!

[shishibutt]

GOOD LUCK FINDING IT! THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF HOUSES IN TOKYO!