Oct 26, 2007 18:16
so it turns out that Gregg aka CHEW-dayum-BACKA is a big ass fag. your probly thinking big fuckin suprise muthafucka got a bigass chewbakka tatoo down the back a his body and shits out big daym chewbacka boners NASTAY!!!!!!
so anyways yesterday i got to cloging practice behind ROxx on chesire bridge (NORTH GEORGEIA TRANNIBEAR STOMPERZ FUCK YEAH!) and Jenny aka Sam the cloggmistress told me i couldent belong any more because I hadnt been taking my horemoans and looked to much like a dude now. I was like BIOTCH FUCK YOU I BEEN PRACTICIN THE ROUTINES JUST LIKE ALL THESE OTHER DAYUM BIOTCHESS!!!!!!! she said FOOL TALK TO THE HAND and put her dayum hand up to my face and i grabbed it and bended her fangers all the way back and could feel thems bones crackin and biotch startin sscreamin an yellin RAPE RAPE HELP ME O LOARD HELP ME and the dayum rentacop from Roxx cum out and wack me cross the backa my legs with his dayum nightstick (and NOT the good kinda nightstick like rodericks BOOYAH!) and i was like HEYELL FUCK ALL YALL BIOTCHESS and left but by the time i got home Jenny aka Sam had already called my dayum tranni ass room mate THe Lady Miss PAMELA and told her i raped her in the parkin lot, so the minute i walk thru the door, The Lady Miss Pamela starts whaling on my ass with broomhandel hittin me before i even know what the fucks happening. she's screamin YOU BETRAY THE TRANNY CODE OF HONOR NEVER STRIKE ANOTHER TRANNY YO ASS IS DEAD she was all crazy been up 4 or 5 days on a tina binge - totally nocked me to the ground and kept hittin me. then she threw up and kept on hittin.
THEN you guessed it, out come Gregg from his room but he naked and walkin backwards which means you have to call him CHEWBACKA or he get mad, so he come out his room walkin backwards and Pamela saying CUM ON CHEWBACKA GIMME A BONER CUM ON BABY LET MAMA HAVE IT and sho enuff out cum a boner land on the floor next to yours truely!! NASTAY. That shits gettin old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whos gonna out to marys tonite? anyone give me and Gregg aka Chewbaca a ride from the star bucks at ansly mall?