assorted thoughts.
the chronicles of a sprain.
- your sister says you’re trying to emulate kobe bryant when your ring finger is buddy-taped to your middle finger.
- flipping people the bird has become substantially less effective.
- consequently, the double bird is also completely out of question.
- your options of shadow animals has also become much more limited. a problem if you’re bored out at PE on a sunny day waiting for the teacher to take roll.
- rock paper scissors. rock is fine, paper’s fine, scissors is just fucking ridiculous.
- if you use two fingers for the hand pistol, you’ve just lost one of your weapons in imaginary battles. fml.
- your brain processes each of your digits as a functional, separate entity from its neighbors. you are confusing your brain by claiming your middle finger and ring finger are now one and the same.
- stupid typos tend to arise as a result.
- it’s gonna suck if the aliens arrive in the next week or so, because doing “live long and prosper” just doesn’t fucking work out.