quick update!
Hopefully I will see some of you guys on MSN later! Until then, school today was rather - interesting. I see some interesting f-list updates I need to get to later, too. Sleep last night was *_* awesome after the all-nighter.
Anyways, some lulz for you guys from the world of A.P. biology, room L5 :)
KELLEY, I HOPE YOUR QUIZ WENT WELL. HAVE SOME BUNNIES.
In any case, today in bio we ended up talking about population genetics. Of course, sex gets involved in the first slide or so when Mr. Brothwell starts talking about the gene pool and trying to explain it to us.
"Okay, so assume I walk out of this room and seal you guys in. You get all the food and water you need - the only thing is, you can't leave. This is your gene pool - the people you are going to reproduce with."
"Ew!" And so goes the chorus of groans and moans and all murmurs of things unholy.
And then, Hung turns to Bill, and says, "Hey, Bill, let's get it on!"
A few awkward seconds later and then -
"WHOA WHOA WHOA - "
"WHAT."
"EW."
"TOO FAR, TOO FAR!"
And then Mr. Brothwell starts laughing after all the din dies out. "Did you see Bill? Hung turned to him and he was all of a sudden O_o >_> Uh."
A few slides later -
"When you get these kind of population dynamics, you get one of either two things - one where the guys are all tearing each other apart for a girl, or you end up with guys who are prettier than the girls will ever be. So, it would kind of like this - " he starts pointing at random kids here - "No, too short - no, too ugly - eh, you're kind of cute. Let's reproduce!" A pause. "Just keep Hung away from me."
I might have remembered it a bit wrong LOL but that was generally how the whole class was, sigh. Awesome stuff. LE, CHECK MY MEMORY FOR ME AND REMIND ME WHAT ELSE HAPPENED. Sigh, yay for goldfish attention spans.
In other news, my PSAT (prelim/practice SAT) scores are back \o/ 94th percentile overall, 99%, 93%, and 95% better than other sophomores in critical reading, math, and writing skills, respectively. Laughing forever, my math score actually outstripped my writing skills section by one.
AND I JUST FOUND OUT MY MATH SEMESTER FINALS WILL BE MULTIPLE CHOICE, HOLY CRAP, WILSON HAS A HEART. /shot
Not looking forward to tomorrow, I hate playing football in PE =/ The other girls are so racist. Crossing fingers that the teach will just let us hang around. History should be fun, though - oh, wait, crap, our essays. I can't even remember what I wrote and I can't bring myself to look at the file again, rofl. Oh well =D We got to try Turkish coffee the other day in class, Ottoman Empire and all that good stuff.
...dammit, was gonna try and break the nocturnal cycle today, but I already feel a headache coming on =_= I think I'll take the nap anyways.
Elizajane, remind me to write your psycho!Kyuhyun prompt. If anyone's got any prompts, fling 'em, I need to write a little \o/
Edit: I hate parents. Really, really, hate parents, if only because I hate getting home after a good day to be howled at like there's no fucking tomorrow. Christ. If there's anything good about being nocturnal it's the fact that only my sister and I are awake then and I can get some peace.
...iPod Touches are looking intriguing. If only Apple didn't piss me off so. :<
Anyways, some lulz for you guys from the world of A.P. biology, room L5 :)
KELLEY, I HOPE YOUR QUIZ WENT WELL. HAVE SOME BUNNIES.
In any case, today in bio we ended up talking about population genetics. Of course, sex gets involved in the first slide or so when Mr. Brothwell starts talking about the gene pool and trying to explain it to us.
"Okay, so assume I walk out of this room and seal you guys in. You get all the food and water you need - the only thing is, you can't leave. This is your gene pool - the people you are going to reproduce with."
"Ew!" And so goes the chorus of groans and moans and all murmurs of things unholy.
And then, Hung turns to Bill, and says, "Hey, Bill, let's get it on!"
A few awkward seconds later and then -
"WHOA WHOA WHOA - "
"WHAT."
"EW."
"TOO FAR, TOO FAR!"
And then Mr. Brothwell starts laughing after all the din dies out. "Did you see Bill? Hung turned to him and he was all of a sudden O_o >_> Uh."
A few slides later -
"When you get these kind of population dynamics, you get one of either two things - one where the guys are all tearing each other apart for a girl, or you end up with guys who are prettier than the girls will ever be. So, it would kind of like this - " he starts pointing at random kids here - "No, too short - no, too ugly - eh, you're kind of cute. Let's reproduce!" A pause. "Just keep Hung away from me."
I might have remembered it a bit wrong LOL but that was generally how the whole class was, sigh. Awesome stuff. LE, CHECK MY MEMORY FOR ME AND REMIND ME WHAT ELSE HAPPENED. Sigh, yay for goldfish attention spans.
In other news, my PSAT (prelim/practice SAT) scores are back \o/ 94th percentile overall, 99%, 93%, and 95% better than other sophomores in critical reading, math, and writing skills, respectively. Laughing forever, my math score actually outstripped my writing skills section by one.
AND I JUST FOUND OUT MY MATH SEMESTER FINALS WILL BE MULTIPLE CHOICE, HOLY CRAP, WILSON HAS A HEART. /shot
Not looking forward to tomorrow, I hate playing football in PE =/ The other girls are so racist. Crossing fingers that the teach will just let us hang around. History should be fun, though - oh, wait, crap, our essays. I can't even remember what I wrote and I can't bring myself to look at the file again, rofl. Oh well =D We got to try Turkish coffee the other day in class, Ottoman Empire and all that good stuff.
...dammit, was gonna try and break the nocturnal cycle today, but I already feel a headache coming on =_= I think I'll take the nap anyways.
Elizajane, remind me to write your psycho!Kyuhyun prompt. If anyone's got any prompts, fling 'em, I need to write a little \o/
Edit: I hate parents. Really, really, hate parents, if only because I hate getting home after a good day to be howled at like there's no fucking tomorrow. Christ. If there's anything good about being nocturnal it's the fact that only my sister and I are awake then and I can get some peace.
...iPod Touches are looking intriguing. If only Apple didn't piss me off so. :<