I love shipping crack and by crack I mean something not usually considered canon. I do go canon now and then, because it just makes infinitely more sense and the dynamics are just too good to fuck around with, but toss me into a fandom and make me choose among all the possible couples and pairings and threesomes and I will make a beeline for the one that's...different.
It's a given.
Aka, *points at icon,*
In your face,
regicidaldwarf!