I'm going to write this shit. Like Zorro.
Inspired by Weeping cock and company by weepingcock [NSWF, obviously], I decided to end all my sentences. Like Zorro.
And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.
He won the midterm election. Like Zorro.
She came. Like Zorro.
The pirates looted the ship and threw the crew overboard before sailing away. Like Zorro.
Dean ganked that vampire. Like Zorro.
Sulu took them from one end of the galaxy to the other. Like Zorro.
Phil Davison outshouted Stephen Colbert. Somehow. Like Zorro
Zuko Agni Kai'd the shit out of his dad. In his dreams. Like Zorro.
Zenyatta whipped Quality Road's ass in the Breeders' Cup Classic. Like Zorro.
Crowley kissed the hell out of the businessman before disappearing from the crossroads. Like Zorro.
Superman fell off the planet. Like Zorro.
Y'all kick ass. Like Zorro.
Watched The Lovely Bones and am now terrified of going to bed. Like Zorro. Goddamn it, Mom, why'd you choose this movie as the next from Netflix? Like Zorro?
Turns out Jake Abel was in it too, and playing an asshole. Like Zorro. Does he have a role where he's not snarky or a dick? Like Zorro?
And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.
He won the midterm election. Like Zorro.
She came. Like Zorro.
The pirates looted the ship and threw the crew overboard before sailing away. Like Zorro.
Dean ganked that vampire. Like Zorro.
Sulu took them from one end of the galaxy to the other. Like Zorro.
Phil Davison outshouted Stephen Colbert. Somehow. Like Zorro
Zuko Agni Kai'd the shit out of his dad. In his dreams. Like Zorro.
Zenyatta whipped Quality Road's ass in the Breeders' Cup Classic. Like Zorro.
Crowley kissed the hell out of the businessman before disappearing from the crossroads. Like Zorro.
Superman fell off the planet. Like Zorro.
Y'all kick ass. Like Zorro.
Watched The Lovely Bones and am now terrified of going to bed. Like Zorro. Goddamn it, Mom, why'd you choose this movie as the next from Netflix? Like Zorro?
Turns out Jake Abel was in it too, and playing an asshole. Like Zorro. Does he have a role where he's not snarky or a dick? Like Zorro?