Okay I'm just bust this out
I. HATE. 3D.
3D was a stupid money grubbing movie gimmick that they came up with BACK WHEN STEVEN SPIELBERG DIDN'T GET HIS MOVIES REMASTERED that was made to attract STUPID PEOPLE. It's sole purpose is to make you OOH and AAH ONCE at an effect that isn't even that good. That and I'm sure we've all heard the news story by now about the OLD MAN WHO HAD A HEART ATTACK WATCHING AVATAR. Which is just utter bullshit, sure he was old and may have had a heart condition, but he should have been able to enjoy the movie without having to put on shitty glasses!
Also there are just some people, SUCH AS MYSELF, who do not have the mental capacities to HANDLE 3D, it just makes us freak out unless whatever is popping out is coming out at the SPEED OF A TORTOISE.
Hell, even the attractions at Disneyland and Universal that I've seen like four times that have a 3D thing STILL GET ME! Especially because they go the extra mile and make water or air hit you, or rock the seats, just to FUCK WITH YOU!
And what has been "popular" RECENTLY that has 3D? Airbender, which FUCKING SUCKED according to every review site ever, including the review sites that have the standards so low, not even Hermes Conrad could limbo under them. And they all said the same thing, the 3D was TACKED ON LIKE AN AFTER THOUGHT, and wasn't necessary, ANGRY JOE EVEN SAID HE WATCHED IT WITHOUT GLASSES AND COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE! It was solely there to charge the movie 6 more dollars just to have plastic film over your eyes for an hour and a half even though you don't need them.
Why can't people just produce a non 3D version for people who don't care and are INTELLIGENT or can't handle 3D, and then a 3D version for the dumb fucks. And I know some theaters do that, but some theaters DON'T! Because they realize 3D earns them more cash even if people don't want to see it in 3D. And honestly, I'm sure not 3D would earn a higher net value, because this is honest to god the same fad it was when 3D was invented, and it's not going to last THAT LONG and eventually it'll only be an after gimmick for movies nobody will watch anyways except to see how bad it is and how they try to save it with cheap effects.
Actually you know what, I hate this so much that when the 3DS comes out...I'm not even buying it for anything besides the GAME and the visual effects can go FUCK THEMSELVES because you don't need something to LOOK PRETTY to be a GOOD GAME (and FUCK YOU Benzaie and any other internet reviewer or video game playing personality that thinks it does, because it obviously doesn't, or you same morons complaining about it would not want OLDER VERSIONS OF GAMES BACK! I'm looking at you Sonic and Megaman!)
And with that said, I'm going to go write some porn and play Kirby to unwind from this FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFness.
EDIT: Also, and I blame you Al for enabling me into listening to Geek Show and making me think about it since they brought it up.
KINECT IS FUCKING STUPID WAY THAT THE XBOX IS JUST TRYING TO BEAT THE WII WITH AN EYETOY, AND THE WII IS BETTER AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER, AND EYETOYS ARE ALREADY AROUND AND THEY SUCK. GOD FORBID NINTENO KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING MAKE MONEY BY SELLING TO A WIDER AUDIENCE INSTEAD OF JUST HARD CORE ASS WEASELS.
And by the way Geek Show, saying Wii is made for old people and kids, I have one retort: Oh...so it was made FOR YOU. I've seen the damn youtube videos, you're all fat ass 40+ year old comic book nerds. Don't act like you're fucking above Nintendo consumers.
By the way, thanks for NOT FUCKING PUTTING YOUR DISCLAIMER UP BEFORE THE BREAKING NEWS SEGMENT AT THE BEGINNING, WHERE YOU HAVE ACTUALLY INSULTED ME, AS OPPOSED TO WHAT YOU SAY IN THE ACTUAL PODCAST YOU RECORDED WHICH HASN'T YET. DUMB SHITS.
3D was a stupid money grubbing movie gimmick that they came up with BACK WHEN STEVEN SPIELBERG DIDN'T GET HIS MOVIES REMASTERED that was made to attract STUPID PEOPLE. It's sole purpose is to make you OOH and AAH ONCE at an effect that isn't even that good. That and I'm sure we've all heard the news story by now about the OLD MAN WHO HAD A HEART ATTACK WATCHING AVATAR. Which is just utter bullshit, sure he was old and may have had a heart condition, but he should have been able to enjoy the movie without having to put on shitty glasses!
Also there are just some people, SUCH AS MYSELF, who do not have the mental capacities to HANDLE 3D, it just makes us freak out unless whatever is popping out is coming out at the SPEED OF A TORTOISE.
Hell, even the attractions at Disneyland and Universal that I've seen like four times that have a 3D thing STILL GET ME! Especially because they go the extra mile and make water or air hit you, or rock the seats, just to FUCK WITH YOU!
And what has been "popular" RECENTLY that has 3D? Airbender, which FUCKING SUCKED according to every review site ever, including the review sites that have the standards so low, not even Hermes Conrad could limbo under them. And they all said the same thing, the 3D was TACKED ON LIKE AN AFTER THOUGHT, and wasn't necessary, ANGRY JOE EVEN SAID HE WATCHED IT WITHOUT GLASSES AND COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE! It was solely there to charge the movie 6 more dollars just to have plastic film over your eyes for an hour and a half even though you don't need them.
Why can't people just produce a non 3D version for people who don't care and are INTELLIGENT or can't handle 3D, and then a 3D version for the dumb fucks. And I know some theaters do that, but some theaters DON'T! Because they realize 3D earns them more cash even if people don't want to see it in 3D. And honestly, I'm sure not 3D would earn a higher net value, because this is honest to god the same fad it was when 3D was invented, and it's not going to last THAT LONG and eventually it'll only be an after gimmick for movies nobody will watch anyways except to see how bad it is and how they try to save it with cheap effects.
Actually you know what, I hate this so much that when the 3DS comes out...I'm not even buying it for anything besides the GAME and the visual effects can go FUCK THEMSELVES because you don't need something to LOOK PRETTY to be a GOOD GAME (and FUCK YOU Benzaie and any other internet reviewer or video game playing personality that thinks it does, because it obviously doesn't, or you same morons complaining about it would not want OLDER VERSIONS OF GAMES BACK! I'm looking at you Sonic and Megaman!)
And with that said, I'm going to go write some porn and play Kirby to unwind from this FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFness.
EDIT: Also, and I blame you Al for enabling me into listening to Geek Show and making me think about it since they brought it up.
KINECT IS FUCKING STUPID WAY THAT THE XBOX IS JUST TRYING TO BEAT THE WII WITH AN EYETOY, AND THE WII IS BETTER AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER, AND EYETOYS ARE ALREADY AROUND AND THEY SUCK. GOD FORBID NINTENO KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING MAKE MONEY BY SELLING TO A WIDER AUDIENCE INSTEAD OF JUST HARD CORE ASS WEASELS.
And by the way Geek Show, saying Wii is made for old people and kids, I have one retort: Oh...so it was made FOR YOU. I've seen the damn youtube videos, you're all fat ass 40+ year old comic book nerds. Don't act like you're fucking above Nintendo consumers.
By the way, thanks for NOT FUCKING PUTTING YOUR DISCLAIMER UP BEFORE THE BREAKING NEWS SEGMENT AT THE BEGINNING, WHERE YOU HAVE ACTUALLY INSULTED ME, AS OPPOSED TO WHAT YOU SAY IN THE ACTUAL PODCAST YOU RECORDED WHICH HASN'T YET. DUMB SHITS.