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meme ganked from mouse_sensei. . . even if I'm not chinese. XD
1. You look like you are 18 yrs old.
2. You like to eat chicken feet.
3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
5. You sing karaoke. (OMG TOTALLY!!! I LOVE KARAOKE!! I SUCK THO!)
6. Your house is covered with tile.
7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.
8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
9. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
10. You've never kissed your mom or dad. (my mom, yes. not my dad)
11. You've never hugged your mom or dad.
12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".
14. You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. (too bad, 6th!)
15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up. (my hair is too long to stick up. haha)
16. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
17. You love to use coupons.
18. You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.
19. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
20. You take showers at night!
21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. (YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE THINGS ARE?!)
22. You don' t mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.
23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male. (Thanks. I'm hairy. T_T)
24. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. (not me, my customers do tho. XDDDD)
25. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently. (XDDD Picked it up from my chinese friends)
26. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can re-use the paper. (used to! xD I just got lazier)
29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
30. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
34. You have never used your dishwasher.
35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. (IN MY STORE, KTHX!)
36. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. (my mom does)
38. You have a piano in your living room. (*COUGHCOUGH* I HAVE TWO! One Piano and one electronic. hurrr)
39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
40. You twirl your pen around your fingers. (What does this have to do with being chinese?)
41. You hate to waste food. (Isn't it bad in general?)
42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. (that's cuz I eat little. T_T)
43. You don't own any real Tupperware only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers and jam jars.
44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
45. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
46. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These snacks are always dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.
47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it. (Dude, isn't it NASTY if you don't?! It has all those weird residue in it!)
48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
49. The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
50. You don't use measuring cups. (I get paranoid if I don't use measuring cups)
51. You beat eggs with chopsticks. (or a spoon today. XDDD)
52. You have a teacup with a cover on it. (and a strainer for tea too, thanks. It's a Snoopy one)
53. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling information (*69) costs 50 cents.
54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
55. If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.
56. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. (no-one likes dubbed films) (I like my anime RAW KTHX. DUBS SUCK! ROYALLY! except digimon)
57. You love Chinese Martial Arts films. (EVERYONE DO KUNG-FU FAITING! HUAH!)
58. You've learnt some form of martial arts.
59. Shaolin actually means something to you. (Small woods. >_> Or a name of a temple in China. I just know that through Japanese programs)
60. You like congee with thousand-year-old (century) eggs.
61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. (nah, I hate getting my fingers dirty to eat it)
62. You never call your parents just to say hi. (I hate the phone myself)
63. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
64. When you're sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to "yeet hay".
65. You know what yeet hay is. (O____o; What does it mean?)
66. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only 10 feet apart. (I'VE IM'D THEM IN COMP LAB?!)
67. You use a face cloth. (Just say hand towel. X_X Same thing!)
68. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.
69. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
70. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again.
71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. (that's what scandinavian people do. sorry, an old Euro joke I picked up from my mom. . . durhurhur)
73. You know what moon cakes are. (GEPPEI IN JAPANESE!)
74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
75. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.
76. You iron your own shirts.
77. You play a musical instrument. (piano, clarinet, harp)
78. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
79. You've eaten a red bean popsicle. (green tea too?)
80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes.
81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. (These days, yes.)
82. You majored in something practical like engineering, accounting, medicine or law. (>_> HAHAHA! I AIN SMART LIKE THE OTHER ASIAN KIDS IN TOWN!)
83. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
84. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant, and if you do, you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more.
85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. (GOYA IN JAPANESE! T_T Oh god, it tastes bad. But I wanna try Goya Champloo sometime tho.)
86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. (Yeah, it's said you'll be blind if you waste a grain of rice in Japan)
87. You know why there are 88 reasons. (uh no. . . why? O_o;)
88. You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends. I don't even know who the hell is Chinese on my list! T_T I'm Japanese but, I took it anyway! XD I figured China, Japan, not much different here in the states. We all have eaten a burger before. Good 'nuff. XD
Random:
I've never laughed so hard. X_X
TERIYAKI BOYZ + BLEACH AMV WRONG SO WRONG!!!! HAHAHA *DEAD* X_X AMV CRISIS RIGHT THERE! I like TERIYAKI BOYZ but not with BLEACH. NO. T_T
Original vid X_X;;
I find it funny that Teriyaki Boyz is under the contract of JAY-Z. O_o; . . . wat?
EXILE - Choo Choo Train
D: OMG I remember this song. . . .
EXILE - Eastern Boyz N' Eastern Girlz
._. I never saw this one, but it looks freakishly sexy! @_@;;
GLAY x EXILE - SCREAM
O_O I didn't know of this! THAT'S SEXY! *_*
DRAGON ASH - Shizuka na hibi no kaidan wo
OLD SONG~ >_> But I used to listen to them for r&b. lol
m-flo loves Sowelu - So Exclusive
XD My fav. :D Live version isn't that good tho. =/
1. You look like you are 18 yrs old.
2. You like to eat chicken feet.
3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
5. You sing karaoke. (OMG TOTALLY!!! I LOVE KARAOKE!! I SUCK THO!)
6. Your house is covered with tile.
7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.
8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
9. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
10. You've never kissed your mom or dad. (my mom, yes. not my dad)
11. You've never hugged your mom or dad.
12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".
14. You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. (too bad, 6th!)
15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up. (my hair is too long to stick up. haha)
16. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
17. You love to use coupons.
18. You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.
19. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
20. You take showers at night!
21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. (YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE THINGS ARE?!)
22. You don' t mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.
23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male. (Thanks. I'm hairy. T_T)
24. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. (not me, my customers do tho. XDDDD)
25. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently. (XDDD Picked it up from my chinese friends)
26. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can re-use the paper. (used to! xD I just got lazier)
29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
30. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
34. You have never used your dishwasher.
35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. (IN MY STORE, KTHX!)
36. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. (my mom does)
38. You have a piano in your living room. (*COUGHCOUGH* I HAVE TWO! One Piano and one electronic. hurrr)
39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
40. You twirl your pen around your fingers. (What does this have to do with being chinese?)
41. You hate to waste food. (Isn't it bad in general?)
42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. (that's cuz I eat little. T_T)
43. You don't own any real Tupperware only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers and jam jars.
44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
45. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
46. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These snacks are always dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.
47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it. (Dude, isn't it NASTY if you don't?! It has all those weird residue in it!)
48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
49. The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
50. You don't use measuring cups. (I get paranoid if I don't use measuring cups)
51. You beat eggs with chopsticks. (or a spoon today. XDDD)
52. You have a teacup with a cover on it. (and a strainer for tea too, thanks. It's a Snoopy one)
53. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling information (*69) costs 50 cents.
54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
55. If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.
56. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. (no-one likes dubbed films) (I like my anime RAW KTHX. DUBS SUCK! ROYALLY! except digimon)
57. You love Chinese Martial Arts films. (EVERYONE DO KUNG-FU FAITING! HUAH!)
58. You've learnt some form of martial arts.
59. Shaolin actually means something to you. (Small woods. >_> Or a name of a temple in China. I just know that through Japanese programs)
60. You like congee with thousand-year-old (century) eggs.
61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. (nah, I hate getting my fingers dirty to eat it)
62. You never call your parents just to say hi. (I hate the phone myself)
63. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
64. When you're sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to "yeet hay".
65. You know what yeet hay is. (O____o; What does it mean?)
66. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only 10 feet apart. (I'VE IM'D THEM IN COMP LAB?!)
67. You use a face cloth. (Just say hand towel. X_X Same thing!)
68. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.
69. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
70. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again.
71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. (that's what scandinavian people do. sorry, an old Euro joke I picked up from my mom. . . durhurhur)
73. You know what moon cakes are. (GEPPEI IN JAPANESE!)
74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
75. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.
76. You iron your own shirts.
77. You play a musical instrument. (piano, clarinet, harp)
78. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
79. You've eaten a red bean popsicle. (green tea too?)
80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes.
81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. (These days, yes.)
82. You majored in something practical like engineering, accounting, medicine or law. (>_> HAHAHA! I AIN SMART LIKE THE OTHER ASIAN KIDS IN TOWN!)
83. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
84. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant, and if you do, you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more.
85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. (GOYA IN JAPANESE! T_T Oh god, it tastes bad. But I wanna try Goya Champloo sometime tho.)
86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. (Yeah, it's said you'll be blind if you waste a grain of rice in Japan)
87. You know why there are 88 reasons. (uh no. . . why? O_o;)
88. You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends. I don't even know who the hell is Chinese on my list! T_T I'm Japanese but, I took it anyway! XD I figured China, Japan, not much different here in the states. We all have eaten a burger before. Good 'nuff. XD
Random:
I've never laughed so hard. X_X
TERIYAKI BOYZ + BLEACH AMV WRONG SO WRONG!!!! HAHAHA *DEAD* X_X AMV CRISIS RIGHT THERE! I like TERIYAKI BOYZ but not with BLEACH. NO. T_T
Original vid X_X;;
I find it funny that Teriyaki Boyz is under the contract of JAY-Z. O_o; . . . wat?
EXILE - Choo Choo Train
D: OMG I remember this song. . . .
EXILE - Eastern Boyz N' Eastern Girlz
._. I never saw this one, but it looks freakishly sexy! @_@;;
GLAY x EXILE - SCREAM
O_O I didn't know of this! THAT'S SEXY! *_*
DRAGON ASH - Shizuka na hibi no kaidan wo
OLD SONG~ >_> But I used to listen to them for r&b. lol
m-flo loves Sowelu - So Exclusive
XD My fav. :D Live version isn't that good tho. =/