Kinkyfreaks why don't you get down on your knees

[shiroioji]

So yeah, things are good. Crazy, but good

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[jack_qotn]

On the more bizarre side, I was molested on my way to Best Buy at lunch yesterday. As I walked down the street, a drunken lesbian stumbled up to me and started preaching God shit to me and whatever, telling me, "God wants purity! You have to stop giving up your butt! You have to stop giving up your dick TO a butt! I'm not syin' to hate, cuz I lick pussy! But the lord wants us, and these hurricanes are a sign! You seen me in your dreams, cuz I can see into your dreams, and you seen me giving birth to a son."

:O! Don't you know hurricanes and drunken lesbians are the final sign of the Armageddon!?

[shiroioji]

You know, when I was cooking for Derek and his family, they were telling me about the other plagues, the lesbians and the hurricanes! Is should have put two and two together! I am SO stupid sometimes.

Also, I have to say that when she told me "I lick pussy" I almost died, cuz all I could smell was the beer breath, and that just gave me way more visual than I needed...

[jack_qotn]

Thanks, now you've given me the visual :P

[shiroioji]

Pass it on and you'll feel much better, trust me! ^_~