[One-shot] So Much for his Inoocence (.047: Work)

Mar 27, 2010 21:34

Title: So Much for his Inoocence

Author: shiroikazex

Group/Pairing: Hikanoobu!

Genre: Romance, crack, and references to smut.

Prompt: .047 Work

Word Count: 1,113

Rating: PG-13 onwards for all the suggestiveness. No explicits, but you'd have to be a total angel to not understand any of this.

Summary: Yabu and Hikaru both wanna lay Inoo for the night. Who wins? And Inoo is such a slut.

Disclaimer: If I owned them -whatever that comes next is for the deranged writer's mind and the deranged writer's mind only-

Notes: Inspired by Wink Up April issue, because they are that smokin' hot in here. One of my friends pointed at Inoo and shouted SLUT the moment she saw him, therefore. And the title comes from an epic typo I made the other day. Inoocence. Chuckle. I hope you enjoy this! My first attempt at writing an ot3, and it is definitely harder than I thought it would be if I want to avoid angst.

"Kei's so mine for tonight," Yabu breathed as he watched the university student pose for the camera, one provocative pose after the other in that half opened shirt of his.

"Hey! But Kei's with me for the month!" Hikaru complained from beside Yabu, where he too was gaping at Inoo.

"I called dibs first!"

"We set up a schedule for a reason!"

Yabu ignored the younger boy's complaints.

"You know I never knew Inoo could be this..."

"Slutty?"

"Yeah."

"He never had this kind of initiative when we were alone... and now..."

"Never thought that he would do this for the camera."

"Well it's work afterall. He's always been quite serious about work."

"Sigh, now I feel jealous because I'm the only one who is supposed to see him like this. And he's doing this for work. Why does he only do this for work? I deserve some of this in our private time! I so deserve some of---whoa."

"Remember, he's my boyfriend too," Hikaru reminded Yabu.

"And you," Yabu nipped at Hikaru's earlobe playfully, chuckling as he felt Hikaru shiver at the sudden gesture. "Are mine too."

"Y-you can't say you own the both of us. We each own the other two."

"Of course I do. I top the both of you," Yabu smirked.

"Shut up."

"I love you too, Hachibee. So now be a good boy and let me have Kei-chan for the night... Please?" Yabu breathed into Hikaru's ear, trailing his lips down from the latter's ear to his neck.

"N-No. I mean--Uh--Stop it!" Hikaru swatted Yabu aside as the older boy attempted to leave a hickey on his neck.

"You can have Kei for 2 weeks next month if you let me have him tonight... and maybe for the rest of the week," Yabu bargained, sitting up straight and stroking his chin.

"Isn't next month your month with me?"

"Yeah."

"You're giving it up? For Kei?"

"Yeah."

"What if I don't agree?"

"Why wouldn't you?"

Hikaru's eyes flitted between Inoo undoing his tie in front of the camera, and Yabu sitting there watching Inoo like a hungry wolf.

"Because I don't want to give up 2 weeks with you."

"See, this is why I own both of you."

"Shut up."

"You know, why not we let him decide for himself later whom he wants to sleep with tonight."

"...Deal."

And the pair scurried back to the dressing room, leaving a very perplexed Inoo as he watched his 2 boyfriends exit the studio.

It was a sight that was bound to drive any sane or insane fangirl wild.

When Inoo walked into the dressing room, he found Yabu sitting on the sofa.

Well, usually that would have been normal, except that Yabu was still wearing that black shirt from the photoshoot.

"Ko-chan, what--"

Yabu began slowly popping the last few buttons on his shirt, one by one, determined to make Inoo stare and lose all train of thought, which he did so rather successfully. He casually flicked the open shirt apart to reveal his chest, and that's when Inoo noticed that his belt buckle was already undone. Yabu beckoned at Inoo with his long forefinger, and spread his originally crossed legs.

"Yabu..."

Yabu beckoned once more, this time ever so slightly trailing his lower lip with his tongue, and looked at the other through half-lidded eyes.

Inoo smirked, and was just about tackle his boyfriend, when the side door to the dressing room opened and Hikaru walked in, already shirtless with his jeans riding dangerously low on his hips, revealing the waistband of his boxers (Calvin Klein, as Inoo noted). Inoo froze, and as his eyes slowly wandered upwards, over Hikaru's well-toned abs and arms, he wondered why there were water droplets trickling and sliding slowly down Hikaru's tanned skin. He looked up to see that Hikaru's hair was wet, locks of it hanging over his usually cheery eyes which were now dark, yet flaming with lust. Inoo's eyes followed that one drop that dripped from Hikaru's hair, and watched as it slid down his neck... his chest... his stomach... and disappearing into his boxers.

Inoo swallowed. Hard.

"I think he's mine for the night, Hachibee, sorry~!" Yabu smirked in Hikaru's direction. Hikaru immediately lost that sexy pose he was making and frowned.

"He didn't even say anything!"

"But you saw the way he was looking at me, it's so obvious he wanted me more than you!"

"But he saw you first, and---"

"WAIT!" Inoo yelled to shut the other two up. "What's this about?!"

"You're with me for the month, right? But Yabu kept bugging me that he wants you for the night, I wouldn't agree, so we decided to let you decide because we can't decide on how we're gonna share you," Hikaru said it all in one breath, throwing the towel to one side.

Inoo blinked.

"Eh?"

"In other words," Yabu shook his head. "We are asking you to pick one of us to sleep with tonight. Because I can safely say after watching you slut around in front of the camera, the both of us are more than ready to start ripping your clothes off you and screw you senseless."

Yabu said it all in a matter-of-a-fact manner.

A pause.

"That's why you two were waiting here like two complete hookers waiting to get picked up?"

"HEY!" Yabu and Hikaru both yelled together.

"We're doing this for you, you know! And don't try denying that you're not turned on, just look at it yourself!" Yabu pointed at Inoo's pants.

Inoo didn't have to look to know that he had a humongous hard on from watching not one, but two completely irresistible guys be even more completely irresistible.

"So, what's your answer?" Hikaru sat down on the sofa beside Yabu, and the two looked up at Inoo expectantly.

Inoo bit down on his lower lip like a shy schoolgirl as a slight blush crawled up his cheeks. Hikaru groaned and moved his hand unconsciously closer to the bulge that had yet to die down from just now.

"I think I've decided."

Yabu and Hikaru both sat up straighter.

Inoo locked the door behind him, and smiled innocently at his boyfriends, before proceeding to climb onto both their laps, one leg between each of their legs. He placed his head between the other two and whispered in a voice layered with lust but yet barely loud enough for them to hear,

"I'd take the both of you."

He then climbed off their laps and began to gather his things, leaving the other two sitting there stunned.

"Did he just..."

"Yeah, he did," Hikaru swallowed.

"Both?"

"Yeah."

They stared in disbelief at each other.

"Well this should be fun..." Yabu was the first to recover, and chuckled at the thought of the three of them on his new double bed. Good thing he bought those new silk sheets.

"I can't believe--Kei--I thought--Threesome?!"

"So much for his innocence and purity and non-sluttiness."

"...Totally."

~END~

Anyone wanna take on the smut? I fail at it, therefore.

:3

I know, I have a sick and twisted mind and I am constantly undressing the three of them in my head.

Don't get me wrong, I love Inoo. But there's no changing the fact. This guy's a slut. Totally.

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