Voicemail

Dec 23, 2017 23:29

You have reached the... voicemail of Captain Nathan Algren. While I would prefer that whatever you wish to say to me be said to my face, this is going to have to do.

Leave your message. Make it good.

BEEP

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Crazy Phone Day! justice_beat January 18 2009, 19:58:51 UTC
"Hullo, sweetie! It's Daisy. Remember all that food I made before we blew up the oven? Well, there's a lot. So what do you say to you, me, some movies, and trying to eat it all? It might do your skinny white bum some good, anyway. Call me back so we can plan something!"

Needless to say, Daisy'd thought she'd gotten Sarah.

[[ and now properly posted XD ]]

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Re: Crazy Phone Day! shiroi_tiger January 18 2009, 20:09:13 UTC
[ XD Third time's a charm! Replied here!]

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atreideslioness January 18 2009, 20:07:18 UTC
"I am not quite sure who you are or why you are calling me to ask about incest, but from a cultural standpoint, many groups have approved of it. It's only become a taboo subject on this Puritan rock of a planet in the last hundred years or so."

"If you require evidence, I suggest you start looking up the Ancient Egyptians, The Greeks, and any other culture where gods and goddesses routinely married their siblings. It was considered a perfectly acceptable method of keeping property in the family, as well as making sure children were provided for."

"If you have further questions, please feel free to visit me during my office hours, and good luck on whatever project it is you are undertaking."

[From here.]

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shiroi_tiger January 18 2009, 20:14:43 UTC
[Replied here!]

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solo_sword January 18 2009, 20:13:36 UTC
"Wow. I can't believe I still haven't heard anything from you. If you're busy, fine, just let me know so I'm not waiting."

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shiroi_tiger January 18 2009, 20:20:46 UTC
[Replied here!]

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bigdamndestiny January 18 2009, 21:12:02 UTC
From here

I don't want to talk about pudding or sluts! Who are you?!

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shiroi_tiger January 18 2009, 21:16:30 UTC
[Continued here!]

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Crazy Phone Day! montecito_east January 18 2009, 23:36:31 UTC
[From here]

"Sweetie, I'm flattered that you would think of asking me for help, but I, uh, really don't know how I can help you out of this. Maybe you should just talk to Worf?"

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Re: Crazy Phone Day! shiroi_tiger January 19 2009, 00:38:24 UTC
[Replied here!]

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