OK. I'm one click away from the game ending, and finally gave up on the silly parrot minigame, peeked at FAQs, and realized it's an entirely different game in Japanese original.
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-English bird murdering in progress-
I did vaguely think it stupid to have a parrot to deliver stuff.
Kay, no wonder the minigame sucks.
I wouldn't have bothered OTL