Me: It’s Christmas, the post office is insane, and I’m poor. Could you do something for my dear Shirin? Pwetty pweez?
Daniel: Absolutely! Then you can join me later on, ma petit cherie…
Me: Teehee. *scampers off*
Daniel: Well, Shirin, you aren’t going to get me so easily! Follow the clues throughout Hogwarts to find me! *also scampers off*
You: *find first clue on the entrance stairs* “For your first adventure, you must climb quite high. Find the room where students are forced to read the sky.” Hmm… the Divination tower!
*You climb a million stairs to the Divination tower, where Professor Trelawney greets you at her crystal ball.*
Trelawney: Ah, my dear girl! I have your next clue! *gets all meditative and goes into the beyond* “This guarding creature will let you in, when you have committed your latest, greatest sin.”
You: *ponder for a moment* Professor Dumbledore’s office!!
*You go back down all those stairs to Dumbledore’s office, where the gargoyle lets you in once you say the password (“Reese’s Pieces”).*
Dumbledore: Ah, Shirin. Young Daniel left this in my possession only moments ago, I can only assume it belongs to you. *hands it to you*
The Clue: “Hear the lion let out a roar. In his den, you’ll find lust… and so much more.”
You: *thank God that Dumbledore didn’t read that one aloud* Alright, that must be the Gryffindor common room. *sprint, because the mention of lust is just plain awesome.*
*The common room is empty, except for one card on the desk. It reads: “You thought that you would find me HERE?? Upstairs is the best so I can see your rear.”*
You: *run faster than you’ve ever run before!!*
Daniel: Get out of here, guys. *sexy smile on his face.*
*The rest of the guys leave reluctantly. You watch them leave.*
Daniel: *in his amazing British accent* Yes?
Me: It’s Christmas, the post office is insane, and I’m poor. Could you do something for my dear Shirin? Pwetty pweez?
Daniel: Absolutely! Then you can join me later on, ma petit cherie…
Me: Teehee. *scampers off*
Daniel: Well, Shirin, you aren’t going to get me so easily! Follow the clues throughout Hogwarts to find me! *also scampers off*
You: *find first clue on the entrance stairs* “For your first adventure, you must climb quite high. Find the room where students are forced to read the sky.” Hmm… the Divination tower!
*You climb a million stairs to the Divination tower, where Professor Trelawney greets you at her crystal ball.*
Trelawney: Ah, my dear girl! I have your next clue! *gets all meditative and goes into the beyond* “This guarding creature will let you in, when you have committed your latest, greatest sin.”
You: *ponder for a moment* Professor Dumbledore’s office!!
*You go back down all those stairs to Dumbledore’s office, where the gargoyle lets you in once you say the password (“Reese’s Pieces”).*
Dumbledore: Ah, Shirin. Young Daniel left this in my possession only moments ago, I can only assume it belongs to you. *hands it to you*
The Clue: “Hear the lion let out a roar. In his den, you’ll find lust… and so much more.”
You: *thank God that Dumbledore didn’t read that one aloud* Alright, that must be the Gryffindor common room. *sprint, because the mention of lust is just plain awesome.*
*The common room is empty, except for one card on the desk. It reads: “You thought that you would find me HERE?? Upstairs is the best so I can see your rear.”*
You: *run faster than you’ve ever run before!!*
Daniel: Get out of here, guys. *sexy smile on his face.*
*The rest of the guys leave reluctantly. You watch them leave.*
Daniel: Are you ready?
*You turn around, and you see...*
Your imagination can take care of the rest. 0=D
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHIRIN! I LOVE YOU!!
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