Target practice!
Not so incredibly off the mark...
Annnnd... some quotes!
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
-- Rincewind discussing Twoflower (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)
"No no no, can’t isn’t in the Christian vocabulary."
"Yes it is, you can’t commit adultery, you can’t murder…"
"You can’t even covet your neighbors ass, no matter how alluring it is!"- Vicar of Dibly