sweet kisses and melodies
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs". You got the idea. Then copy and paste this into a new entry with your answers filled in.
Brittany needs to stop acting like such a slut
Brittany needs more mainstream love
Brittany needs to face the realities of life
Brittany needs to eat a sandwich?
Brittany needs someone to deliver the ransom
Wow...
thats great :D