opportunistic?

[shirakira]

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

I took that shit anyway.



You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

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It's fucking WRONG.

[shirakira]

How so? You look pretty uke to me.

[upyourscolonel]

I AIN'T NO FUCKIN UKE KISS MY ASS

[shirakira]

I suggest you... not use that bedroom tone with me.

[upyourscolonel]

FUCK YOU

[shirakira]

Only in appropriate places, I hope.

[upyourscolonel]

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU

[shirakira]

Would it be necessary to?

[upyourscolonel]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[shirakira]

You don't have to know someone to screw them.

[upyourscolonel]

I'M NOT SCREWING YOU

[shirakira]

We weren't compatible, anyway.

[upyourscolonel]

DAMN FUCKIN' RIGHT

SHIT'S WRONG ANYWAY I AIN'T NO UKE

[shirakira]

You sure sound like one.

[upyourscolonel]

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

[shirakira]

Badass ukes complain a lot too, I hear.