Vin Diesel is your mother
And now some random facts about Vin Diesel:
Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.
Eighth grade mathematics text books were recalled last year from a group of primary schools in Queensland Australia. A spokesperson from the publishing company later made an announcement stating that the algorithm gExistence - Vin Diesel = Equilibriumh does not, in fact, justify a reason to perform nude runs whilst sober.
Vin Diesel is the only person to ever beat Battletoads without dying.
After a grueling 47 day battle with Walt Disney, Vin Diesel finally beat him at rock, paper, scissors and thus froze Disney solid. Disney's frozen body is now on display at Vin Diesel's fortress of badassitude.
Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.
Vin Diesel briefly was the 23rd Phantom but was fired when it was discovered he had used Napster to download William Hung's latest hit single.
ROFL...this site should not be this funny, but it is ;P
http://www.4q.cc/vin/
Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.
Eighth grade mathematics text books were recalled last year from a group of primary schools in Queensland Australia. A spokesperson from the publishing company later made an announcement stating that the algorithm gExistence - Vin Diesel = Equilibriumh does not, in fact, justify a reason to perform nude runs whilst sober.
Vin Diesel is the only person to ever beat Battletoads without dying.
After a grueling 47 day battle with Walt Disney, Vin Diesel finally beat him at rock, paper, scissors and thus froze Disney solid. Disney's frozen body is now on display at Vin Diesel's fortress of badassitude.
Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.
Vin Diesel briefly was the 23rd Phantom but was fired when it was discovered he had used Napster to download William Hung's latest hit single.
ROFL...this site should not be this funny, but it is ;P
http://www.4q.cc/vin/