For kicks and giggles
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it, "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
7 Dont use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what gender they are; laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it, "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
7 Dont use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what gender they are; laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."