myh first fanfic. dunt flaem.
2day was my 1st day at jap skool. I wuz so exited. I got up rly early + had miso soap 4 brekfast becos English brekfast is boring. My parents (my rl parents from japan not those ppl in england who kidnapped me) then kissed me goodbye + I went 2 skool on teh bus. It wuz rly col as I got 2 met kurado from Fainaru Fantajī Sebun. We becam gud friend + talked abot how col japan is + how col kurados sword is. Wen we gut 2 skool I met the most migoto girl in the world. Her name wuz kaede-chan. I fund out that she wuz in the year 8 clas liek me. i also fund out that sora from kingdumu hatsu wuz there as well. he wuz so sugoi. we all talked abut how boring england + ameerica wuz + how nippon wuz teh colest place on earth. our first leson wuz music. + we listend 2 boa + utada hikaru + leah dizon + over col jap singers unlike talantless slut singers like christina agilera + david bowey. then kaede-chans ugly + baka kareshi (a/n: who shud fuk of + die becos kaede-chan rly luvs me she dos) tried 2 kil his girlfriend. I managed 2 hit him. He cryd + wuz expelled. then kaede-chan + i maried + had lots of kawaii kodomos.