alright…
I've about had it with you fansheep.
I'm SO sick and tired of having you so-called "fans" flame me because you think my ship sucks. Because, truth be told, YOU are the real shitwipes for thinking you're better.
Hypocrites. Have you ever even played Killing in the Name on Expert? I doubt it, lest I have to hear you screaming and bitching up a storm that would make the Angry Geman Kid look like he's on Ritalin, hundreds of miles from where I sit, all because you can't get the FIRST FUCKING VERSE OF THE SONG RIGHT.
If you were mature like me and played the entire song through without acting like a rabid monkey and thrashing your plastic guitar into little pieces, you would notice that in Killing in the Name (which is the first episode of the fifth season), you would clearly notice MAJOR hinting towards Red/Orange. And everyone knows that Expert is the TRUE CANON.
Yes, unlike your pathetic trendships that Red/Blue and Yellow/Orange are, Red/Orange not only shows canonical evidence, but is LOGICAL and POSSIBLE and BEAUTIFUL, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT ISN'T FORCE FED LIKE YOUR SHIPS ARE.
Think about it for a second. Red is a tempermental recluse, afraid to open up to the other fret buttons. Orange is a lively, outgoing and sweet fret who isn't afraid to give Red a hug. Yellow is too egotistical and shallow to accept Orange, and Blue is too nervy and moody for Red's bouts of anger. They would never get along. Blue should go with Green; Green is mature, smart and strong but a tad insecure, but Blue isn't. Blue could help with Green's insecurities about her own strength, and Green can be the pillow to Blue's anxiety. Blue is too much like Red to have a relationship-they can hardly even be friends. And Yellow is a stupid whore who shouldn't be with anyone.
But despite my reasoning, you petty trendbitches squeal, "BUT GREEN/YELLOW AND YELLOW/ORANGE ARE MUCH MORE COMMON IN THE SERIES THAN RED/ORANGE. THE PRODUCERS GAVE SO MANY HINTS TO THEM", while the yaoi freaks bend over to the shallow "subtext" by whining, "RED/ORANGE EWW RED IS GAY FOR BLUE DUH OPPOSITES ATTRACT." No. They aren't opposite. That's shallow thinking; you're only looking at their colors. As far as personality goes, they're very much alike. I would know this because I'm talented and can score 96% on The Light That Blinds on Hard (which also hints to Red/Orange *COUGHCOUGHGREEN/REDSHIPPERSARERETARDEDSODON'TTELLMETHATTHESONGHINTSTOGREEN/REDCUSITDOESN'TCUSIT'SRETARDEDLIKEYOUCOUGHCOUGH*).
But my point is, the people who ship these ships are so damn retarded. They get into the minds of those new to fandom and brainwash them by transfiguring their molecular structer so that they turn into zombie fan00bratwits, thus making my fandom and my wonderful ship look bad. *groan*
I get enough from the Republican fanturds who like littering DeviantART with shitty pictures of what they call "subtext" of Bush and McCain (the latter of whom rightfully belonging to Giuliani) when canonical evidence clearly shows them being like father and son, I don't need this kind of bullshit from you conforming inbreds.
So, in conclusion, why can't you fanwhores admit I'm right for once, God forbid?
Hoping you will one day see the light and change your minds about what you ship,
Me
(PS: This isn't to bash on those who ship Green/Yellow, Yellow/Orange and Red/Blue. They can ship whatever they want, so long as they stay out of my way; admit to themselves that what they ship is stupid; know that they are nothing but scattered filth upon my fandom; understand that the ships are an insult to the series; figure out that the opening to Hangar 18 is just crappy fanservice; stop writing and making fanmaterial of them; realize that they and their ships are an insult to life in general; come to see that my views are correct; and will cease touching their lonely selves at the thought of them together.)
(PPS: BUSH/CHENEY FO'EVA!)
(PPPS: Those who play with the guitar contollers are insta-fail. Real fans use the DualShock.)
I'm SO sick and tired of having you so-called "fans" flame me because you think my ship sucks. Because, truth be told, YOU are the real shitwipes for thinking you're better.
Hypocrites. Have you ever even played Killing in the Name on Expert? I doubt it, lest I have to hear you screaming and bitching up a storm that would make the Angry Geman Kid look like he's on Ritalin, hundreds of miles from where I sit, all because you can't get the FIRST FUCKING VERSE OF THE SONG RIGHT.
If you were mature like me and played the entire song through without acting like a rabid monkey and thrashing your plastic guitar into little pieces, you would notice that in Killing in the Name (which is the first episode of the fifth season), you would clearly notice MAJOR hinting towards Red/Orange. And everyone knows that Expert is the TRUE CANON.
Yes, unlike your pathetic trendships that Red/Blue and Yellow/Orange are, Red/Orange not only shows canonical evidence, but is LOGICAL and POSSIBLE and BEAUTIFUL, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT ISN'T FORCE FED LIKE YOUR SHIPS ARE.
Think about it for a second. Red is a tempermental recluse, afraid to open up to the other fret buttons. Orange is a lively, outgoing and sweet fret who isn't afraid to give Red a hug. Yellow is too egotistical and shallow to accept Orange, and Blue is too nervy and moody for Red's bouts of anger. They would never get along. Blue should go with Green; Green is mature, smart and strong but a tad insecure, but Blue isn't. Blue could help with Green's insecurities about her own strength, and Green can be the pillow to Blue's anxiety. Blue is too much like Red to have a relationship-they can hardly even be friends. And Yellow is a stupid whore who shouldn't be with anyone.
But despite my reasoning, you petty trendbitches squeal, "BUT GREEN/YELLOW AND YELLOW/ORANGE ARE MUCH MORE COMMON IN THE SERIES THAN RED/ORANGE. THE PRODUCERS GAVE SO MANY HINTS TO THEM", while the yaoi freaks bend over to the shallow "subtext" by whining, "RED/ORANGE EWW RED IS GAY FOR BLUE DUH OPPOSITES ATTRACT." No. They aren't opposite. That's shallow thinking; you're only looking at their colors. As far as personality goes, they're very much alike. I would know this because I'm talented and can score 96% on The Light That Blinds on Hard (which also hints to Red/Orange *COUGHCOUGHGREEN/REDSHIPPERSARERETARDEDSODON'TTELLMETHATTHESONGHINTSTOGREEN/REDCUSITDOESN'TCUSIT'SRETARDEDLIKEYOUCOUGHCOUGH*).
But my point is, the people who ship these ships are so damn retarded. They get into the minds of those new to fandom and brainwash them by transfiguring their molecular structer so that they turn into zombie fan00bratwits, thus making my fandom and my wonderful ship look bad. *groan*
I get enough from the Republican fanturds who like littering DeviantART with shitty pictures of what they call "subtext" of Bush and McCain (the latter of whom rightfully belonging to Giuliani) when canonical evidence clearly shows them being like father and son, I don't need this kind of bullshit from you conforming inbreds.
So, in conclusion, why can't you fanwhores admit I'm right for once, God forbid?
Hoping you will one day see the light and change your minds about what you ship,
Me
(PS: This isn't to bash on those who ship Green/Yellow, Yellow/Orange and Red/Blue. They can ship whatever they want, so long as they stay out of my way; admit to themselves that what they ship is stupid; know that they are nothing but scattered filth upon my fandom; understand that the ships are an insult to the series; figure out that the opening to Hangar 18 is just crappy fanservice; stop writing and making fanmaterial of them; realize that they and their ships are an insult to life in general; come to see that my views are correct; and will cease touching their lonely selves at the thought of them together.)
(PPS: BUSH/CHENEY FO'EVA!)
(PPPS: Those who play with the guitar contollers are insta-fail. Real fans use the DualShock.)