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Mar 06, 2008 20:57

I'm sick of everyone shipping the "canon" Kingdom Hearts pairings - Axel/Roxas, Sora/Riku, (nobody really ships Sora/Kairi because Kairi is a whore and just getting in the way of the pure love between Sora and Riku) even Zexion/Demyx - it's old and lame! Anyone who ships those pairings is unoriginal and probably thirteen.

REAL Kingdom Hearts fans ship obscure pairings like Zexion/Xigbar and Larxene/Saix.

And what's more? The male-heavy cast is just a subtle hint from Nomura telling us that what we REALLY should be doing is GENDERSWAPPING. fem!Lexaeus/fem!Marluxia OTP!! Because yuri's better than yaoi and het anyway: I'm not doing it as a fap fantasy, I'm doing it because I actually like the character dynamic!

In short - KH fandom, you are unoriginal, boring fantards because there is only one Larxene/Saix fic at the entire Pit and it sucks!!
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