Happy Freakin' Presidents Day!
Dear fanbrats:
Find some other way to write Hillary/Bill other than abusefic! Seriously, all the Hillary/Bill fics are either about (1) Hillary smacking Bill around until something twagic happens to him and she realizes her TWUU LUBB for him, or (2) Hillary smacks Bill around until her runs crying into the arms of Monica, Paula Jones, Al Gore, or even Janet Reno! Yes, we know that Hillary can be cold, but that does not mean she's some psycho that beats on Bill. And where the fuck does everybody get that she likes to call Bill "dense"?!
And don't you dare try to bring this shit into the Cheney/Bush pairing. So far, that pairing's doing just fine, it doesn't need you to drag it under.
Also, why is there only conspiracy fic about Lincoln and Kennedy? They were great presidents, and it was sad what happened to them, sure. But there's been two other presidential assassinations, y'know! Where's the love for Garfield and McKinley?
Find some other way to write Hillary/Bill other than abusefic! Seriously, all the Hillary/Bill fics are either about (1) Hillary smacking Bill around until something twagic happens to him and she realizes her TWUU LUBB for him, or (2) Hillary smacks Bill around until her runs crying into the arms of Monica, Paula Jones, Al Gore, or even Janet Reno! Yes, we know that Hillary can be cold, but that does not mean she's some psycho that beats on Bill. And where the fuck does everybody get that she likes to call Bill "dense"?!
And don't you dare try to bring this shit into the Cheney/Bush pairing. So far, that pairing's doing just fine, it doesn't need you to drag it under.
Also, why is there only conspiracy fic about Lincoln and Kennedy? They were great presidents, and it was sad what happened to them, sure. But there's been two other presidential assassinations, y'know! Where's the love for Garfield and McKinley?