I wrote a fanfic! ^_^

May 31, 2007 00:26

This is soooo much better than all the icky het! I was so upset by Essie and Molly's fics I had to write something!



The pretty blonde monk Lucius, with flowing golden hair, crystal-blue eyes, and slim girlish-like hips, sat in the forest crying. Ever since he and his beloved Lord Raymond, aka Raven, had joined the bishounen Eliwood's army, they'd grown apart. Raven was always sullen and yelled at the poor kirei bishounen, when that evil redheaded bitch Priscilla wasn't throwing herself at him. Lucius wanted to stab her every time she so much as looked at his koi, but he was a monk and monks were supposed to be good and gentle, so he sat and cried.

"Raven-sama, why don't you love me anymore? Is she better than me?" Lucius decided if Raven wanted to be with the little whore, he would commit suicide. A beautiful suicide, like slitting his wrists and admiring the pretty red blood, or drowning himself in the lake and letting Raven find his beautiful body the next morning. Just the thought of the little whore touching Raven made him want to throw up and have the vapors.

So he sat crying prettily and braided a chain of flowers and listened to the pretty birds sing to the sky. He looked like a tragic beautiful maiden from a fairytale only he wasn't some icky vagina, he was a beautiful boi!

Meanwhile, Raven had just locked his skanky sister in a closet for a few hours and left the group. Too many icky vaginas were hanging around, like that worthless whore Serra and that ugly Mary Sue "Lady Lyndis". And that dumb Ninian, who was the most useless and whiny little bitch in the world. All she'd done ever since they found her was cry and hump Lord Eliwood's legs and get in trouble. He'd overheard Eliwood say if she bothered him one more time he was gonna let the bandits strangle her or throw her off a cliff.

He walked through the forest, when suddenly he heard the sobs of an angel...his angel. He felt so bad for being mean to Lucius lately, Lucius was so kawaii and the only one who could melt his icy heart, but Raven hadn't been fair! He felt so guilty he wanted to cry, but he didn't have time for that. He had to comfort his darling koibito.

He walked up to his kawaii tenshi and wrapped his strong, manly arms around him, stroking his slight frame, whispering soft, beautiful words of love and apology into his ear.

"Onegai, Lucius-kun, please don't cry anymore, it ruins your kirei face! Gomen nasai for being such a baka lately, aishiteru," he said. Lucius sobbed heartfully into his manly beloved's arms, melting as he curled up into that warm embrace, the only place in the world he ever wanted to be. It felt so good to be held by Raven-sama again, so good.

"Oh, Raven-sama, I was so afraid you hated me and were going to leave me for that dumb slut Priscilla!" he wept.

"I hate that stupid whore, I don't care if she's my sister or not. She can die in a fire," Raven said. "You are the only one for me, darling koi."

"Oh, Raven-sama!" Lucius cried tears of joy. The two beautiful men kissed deeply, passionately, eternally.

"Ashiteru so much, Lucius," Raven said, feeling his cock swell in his pants. Lucius noticed this, got down on his knees, and undid his beloved's pants. Raven moaned as Lucius nursed his cock like a starving kitten. After a few minutes, Lucius pulled away.

"Make love to me, Raven-sama, I need you inside me so badly!" Lucius begged. They slowly undressed, their clothes floating away revealing their true naked souls to the world. Raven laid Lucius tenderly on a bed of soft silky flower petals and spread his legs, fingering his entrance delicately. Lucius squealed and moaned with passion as Raven touched him in a way he would never touch anyone else, especially that stupid whore. As he rubbed the tip of his silky steel rod of love against the portal to Lucius's mind, body and soul, Raven knew this was where he wanted to be.

"I love you," he said, and slowly entered him. Tears of crystalline joy ran down Lucius's cheeks as they made love.

"I want us to have a castle someday, Lucius," Raven said as he held Lucius's legs up, thrusting repeatedly. "You would be my queen!"

"I would be your angel, you would be my king!" Lucius moaned as Raven continued to impale him passionately, hitting that magic spot within him and causing him to cry out.

"A world for us all alone!" Raven moaned.

"Oh, my prince, take us to our magic castle in the sky!" Lucius cried.

They climaxed together in a beautiful burst of love and laid down on the grass, panting.

"Aishiteru, Lucius-kun," Raven whispered.

"Aishiteru, Raven-sama," Lucius whispered. They kissed and fell asleep in each other's arms.

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