Why You Can't Ship ANYTHING in Shadow of the Colussus(Spoilers for lyk, the four minutes of plot.)
For those of you that don't know, Shadow of the Colussus is a video game where all you do is run around a pixelated-land full of empty space. The whole point isto follow the orders of this weird god-thing called the Dormin and kill sixteen giant colussi. THAT IS IT.
Anyway, the cast is made up of lyk, the girl Mono(lolz, she iz an STD), Wander, your horse Agro, the Dormin who has split personality disorder(He refers to himself as 'We'), and the ebil Lord Emon w/ his lame clique.
So lyk omg, the only charcter who has a personality is the horse! And it does not even talk! Plus, MonoxWander is gross because that would make her a pedophile. And horned babies are gross. Emon is a dick and destroted the bridge, and he is fuguly so no one will ship him. SO WHO DOES THAT LEAVE? OMG MONOxAGRO FOR THE WIN!!!!! However, woman can't get horses' respect. :( plz don't kill me for the reference Or maybe AgroxDormin, because that would be awesome. THE HORSE IZ THA WINNAR!
Also, the NINTENDO GOD has decided that MicaiahxSenerio is the most awesome pairing EVAR. You cannot disagree.