I Finally Post My Writing! =DDD

[queergoomba]

I'm taking a break from some of my darker fics, so I thought you guys might like this little ficlet I wrote! =D It's set after Paper Mario, but you don't have to play the game to understand this story. Let's a-go!

Comments

[princessawesome]

Sigh. Cliched hero/villain hot mansex pairing. However, you do get credit for not "bishie-fying" the characters. Next time, try to have the kiss draw a little blood, doesn't Bowser have sharp teeth? Hell, even without sharp teeth, rough kisses draw blood and hurt like a bitch.

[threesomesftw]

Damn, who knew Essie was such a tiger in bed? XD

[princessawesome]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[queergoomba]

Mario and Bowser aren't supposed to be bishified. oO;;;

Yes, Bowser has sharp teeth. That's why he rubs rather than nibbles. I can imagine 'cause of the weight difference, Mario'd get bruised quite a bit. =D It's a Mariofic, it's supposed to be comedic, not grisly.

[threesomesftw]

Not to mention I don't recall Bowser being a vampire in any of the games.

[queergoomba]

Wasn't there a Mario Bros. Super Show episode where King Koopa was Count Koopula using tomato juice as blood?

[threesomesftw]

...I think so. It's been ages since I've seen any of those episodes. XD;