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Mar 08, 2007 17:41

Dear smut writers:

Before going on to write a scene with me and another Smasher, please note the following:

1. I am Greco-Roman. I am not Christian. Therefor it's not a sin for me to have sex with others. In fact, considering my background, I'm mostly certain to have sexual experiance even before coming at the Smash Mansion/Villa/Manor\whatever you'll call it.

2. I can do threesome or more people together. Really, I don't mind, and it's really fun.

3. Let's think about the beds for a moment. Nintendo? Rich. Smash coins? One is worth 100 dollars American. Prices? Dollars Canadian. I do believe we can afford memory foam w. latex foam mattresses right now. So, don't worry about my wings, I can lie on my back.

4. Speaking of my wings, they can fold like a bird, you know. And they're an erogenous zone as well.

5. I really don't care about if I'm sub or dom, because I prefer to switch.

6. I also really don't care about the gender, either. Like I said before, I'm Greco-Roman.

Thank you for listening.
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