the 25th hour
Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegeemen dirtying up the clean windsheild of my car. Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis.. bombing down the avenues in decrepet cabs, curry steaming out of their pores stinking up my day. Terrorists in training, slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my peirs, showing their dicks on my channel 35. Fuck the Korean grovers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic, 10 years in the country and "still no speaky english." Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach, mobster thugs sitting in cafes drinking tea in little glasses, suger cubes between their teeth, wheelin' and dealin' and schemeing, go back to where you fucking came from. Fuck the black hatted Hassidim, strolling up and down 47th street with their dirty GabberDean and with their dandruff selling South African apartheid diamonds. Fuck the wall street stock brokers, self styled masters of the universe, figuring out new ways to rob working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life. Fuck the Puerto Ricans, 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fucking parade in the city, and don't get me started on the Dominicans, 'cause they make the puerto ricans look good. Fuck the BensonHurst Italians, with their pomaded hair, nylon warm up suits and their St Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger. Fuck teh upper east side wives, overfed faces getting all pulled and lifted and stretched all taut and shiny, you ain't fooling anybody sweetheart. Fuck the uptown brothers, they never pass the ball, they don't want to play Defense they take 5 steps on every layup to the hoop; Then they turn around and want to blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago, move the fuck on. Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence, you betray our trust. Fuck the priests who put their hand's down some innocent child's pants, fuck the church that protects them, delivering US into evil. And while you are at it, fuck J.C, he got off easy, a day on the cross, a weekend in hell and all the alleluias of the legioned angels for eternity. Fuck Osama Bin Laden and Al Quida and backward assed cave dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere, on the names of innocent thousands murdered I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet fueled fire in hell, you towelheaded camel jockeys can kiss my ass. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it, from the roadhouses of Astoria, to the Penthouses on Park Ave. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho, from the Tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in park slope to the split levels in Staten Island, let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash then let the water's rise and submerge this whole rat infested place.