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A Testament to Musical Entertainment [video]

Jul 21, 2010 20:16

[Behold, Samuel, in his video debut! If you manage to see through the unsteady shaking of the comm, you'll notice that Sam's hat (a flat straw number today) is menacingly low over his brow. This is serious. Samuel reports!]Greetings from Ten-and-Two-Sevens upon Four, the eye of the Elegante. As the keystone culture-man on board, it is my duty to ( Read more... )

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[Voice] does_everything July 22 2010, 03:27:15 UTC

Oh yeah, a party sounds pretty good. You should throw one.

[audio] shipshapeshipco July 23 2010, 00:54:05 UTC

And toss it I shall, but only with the aid and abet of a willing co-host!

Let's see... Wherever can I find a low-brow dancing hijinxster to play the foil to my high-collar singing and raconteurism?

[audio] does_everything July 23 2010, 01:15:40 UTC

I dunno, but you better make sure she's hot.

[audio] shipshapeshipco July 23 2010, 01:22:08 UTC

The overheated rarely make decent dancers. The nearly hypothermic are much more apt to move around, thus the classic dance of so many childhood dance halls, the "Don't Lose Your Toes To Frostbite Tango".

I was actually hoping for a male volunteer. Why prod a lady to perform when you can have a man to prod you back?

[audio] does_everything July 23 2010, 01:31:19 UTC

Whoa whoa hey whoa, no need to get graphic in there. I'm ah-

I don't swing that way pal. So you know.

...Besides, don't you watch TV? There's always a guy and a hot chick. Always. It's just how it goes.

Re: [audio] shipshapeshipco July 23 2010, 02:03:10 UTC

[There's a hesitation to respond, followed by the chagrined tear of paper as Samuel disposes of the seating chart he was making on Daxter's clear and explicit request.

"How does one organize a gathering without "getting graphic?" he ponders, as he imagines dozens of people scrambling for seats with reckless abandon. Then, a much more pressing matter sets in, and his graph (lovely as it was) fades into obscurity.]

You've given me some bitter herbs to chew here, Lightning. A party is invariably an attempt to impress a woman. Now you tell me I'll need an additional woman to administrate the party itself?!

[audio] does_everything July 23 2010, 03:41:17 UTC

Yeah, well, life's a drag innit. Besides, there's plenty party chicks on this ship. You really can't find one of 'em to co-host with ya?

[audio] shipshapeshipco July 23 2010, 04:25:43 UTC

A fair point. I haven't seen Isabella in a while, perhaps she would "stoke the still" with her spaniard charms.

[audio] does_everything July 23 2010, 06:00:42 UTC

Oh yeah, she sounds pretty sexy already. Go for it.

[audio] shipshapeshipco July 24 2010, 23:32:58 UTC

Isa it is, then!

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