Lost, or A Rat in a Hat makes a Craze of the Maze

[shipshapeshipco]

My word, there seems to be a mortar-maze here on Deck four-and-ten. I do believe I will try the trudge. If anyone would like equal parts good company and grand adventure, find your way to my side!

Post Scriptum: For future reference, one should probably display excitement and invite companions to traverse the maze shortly before entering, instead

Comments

[ntjstapwn]

We have a maze?

[shipshapeshipco]

Either that, or a single very poorly-designed hallway. Hold your scoffing- I've heard of Florencian palaces in that design; though, I hardly entertain the thought that I'm in one of them at the moment. Too little alabaster stone, too few smoultering pots of cannellini bean. Thus, I must stamp this "maze".

[ntjstapwn]

Huh. Well, good luck getting out of it. I suggest bring string or chalk next time.

[shipshapeshipco]

Now that would ruin the fun, wouldn't it? Marking up a maze. I suppose you prefer to bring paddles when you canoe on a lake as well. How unsportly!

*Assuming this is before age change and stuff*

[ntjstapwn]

Yes, I'm just a kill joy that way.

ttly

[shipshapeshipco]

A drowner-of-delights. How sad, how sad...

[ntjstapwn]

Somebody's gotta do it.

Have fun in the maze.

[shipshapeshipco]

Oh, I will. Someone has to do that as well, I suspect.