Well...

[shippehmandy]

GOOD NEWS: Barack Obama will be our next president! Fuck yeah!

BAD NEWS: Prop 8 passed. What the fuck, California? I used to think you were cool.

BEST NEWS EVER: I found some jeans that don't make my ass look huge.

SEMI-BAD NEWS: I'm STILL stuck on the final case in the first Phoenix Wright game. HALP ME INTERNETS

Comments

[myrrhcat]

I'm surprised there are any jeans anywhere that can make YOUR ass look huge.

[shippehmandy]

Trust me. I've gained, like, fifteen pounds since the summer of '07.

[myrrhcat]

Fifteen pounds ain't a lot in the grand scheme of things, and you're still thinner than me.

[shippehmandy]

Uh, I'm 130, dude.

[myrrhcat]

I weigh more than that.