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Ya ok I'm really bored and don't know what to do. I was gonna get a haircut earlier but decided not too. Oneday I'm gonna have cool hair. Like Ryan Cabrera...I'v notcied myself looking at peoples hair a lot lately. Looking at the coolness and being like ya i will never have normal hair like that. Why was i born with black man hair. im italian irish and albanian...not black. UgH!! But maybe as it gets long it will get better.
Onto other GrEaT news... UMMmMM I was gonna go to Ybor 2nite with Sammy but decided not too... I do wanna go out and jus like....yaaaa....but i just dont feel like goin with her... We dated for like four months but like im over with that now...and im not in the mood to hear how busy she is and how everyone wants to hang out with her...UgHHHhhHhH...
Tomorrow I got Mel's...which should be tons of fun as usual...hopefully i get more southern hickish people who dont tip me in there...thatll be GrEaT!! O.K. so heres a story... last sunday it wasnt bizzy there...but my first table was this old couple who was real stuck up. So i get there drinks..its all good. So i go and decide to start makin their House Salad, which as a dressing had ranch. But I had no ranch in the little metal thingy, so i had to go to the big fridge. So I open it, walk in and hear it close. I look around for it and dont find it after looking for five minutes. So I go well ill jus ask sumone where it is...and I reach to open the door. But it doesnt open... So i start hittin it...but it doesnt move. So im thinkin mother fucker im so stuck in here... So i read this big sign that said "You cannot get locked inside this fridge" so im like fuck no u cant... so im turnin knobs and pushin on the door but it isnt workin..so by now iv been in there twenty minutes and am freezin in my one size too small t shirt and thin dress pants. So i start bangin on the door and noone comes....finally after 25 minutes a cook walk by and i bang and he comes and lets me out. He doesnt even ask "hey wat happened?" he jus keeps walkin...so im like fuck him...so i walk out and see the old couple talkin to Rik by training waiter...and they are complaining...so rik comes over and goes "wat happened...where were u?" and im like shakin cuz im freezin... and i go "i got locked in the fridge" to which he says "you can't get locked in there..." like im lying bout it all... so im like yes i can... and so i make the fuckin salads and Rik goes..."soup goes out first" so im like ugghhhh i hate you rik!!! so ibring the soup...and the people r lookin at me like where the fuck were you? and i go "im so sorry... I got locked in the fridge getting your ranch dressing" and they look at me like "you are such a faggot"... and im like uggghhh i hate this job!!! like if i were a couple of 85 yr old people id say "o wow its fine... r u ok?" but apparently waiting some time for soup at a diner is too bad for them....they r jus RiCh!! rich and goin to a diner...yaaaaaa... spend ur retirement money sumwhere else! uggghh this shit only happens to me.....
oohhhhh than there is the two guys who come in and order burgers...but the one guy orders the "Super Burger" that comes with a shake...so i make his chocolate shake...and take awhile cuz i dont make shakes all the time..so i bring it over...and he says thanx...and i walk away and am on the computer printin up a slip for another table and i hear "Excuse me Nino" and im like yesss...and the guy goes "look at this!" "look.... this is my shake" and hes puttin his spoon thru it... and im like im sorry sir ill get u a new one...so he goes "No..No...look its like really cold chocolate milk..its not thick... look" and im like "yes sir...ill make u a new one" and he goes "hey joe (his friend) look at how thin this is" and im ready to beat the shit outta the 25 yr old guy... so i take it back...make a brand new one...add a extra scoop of fuckin chocolate to make the guy happy and bring it back and place it down... and i waited...and hes like "Yes...??" and i go "im waiting for you to try it than ill walk away" in like a u better like it bitch sorta way.... so he trys it and im like "is that better?" and hes like "yes thank you" and im like UgH u bitch with ur chocolate shake... loser...
so thats my life... that lil fuckin diner... AhHHhhHHHh i will never go to a diner again... OhHHhhHhh and even worse...last sunday this cute lil girl comes in..like 10-11 yrs old... totally adorable...and she has something wronjg with her legs that she cant walk and uses special crutches to move... but she was sooooo cute...and her mom and aunt kept makin her laugh sooo loud...and u could hear her across the room...she was jus..jus so cute as i said...so they order...and im payin special attention to their table cuz they were so nice and the girl was so polite.... so they finish eating and i go "can i get you anything else.." and i look at the girl and tell her she gets a free sundae with her chicken nuggets....but she goes "i dont like sundaies...can i get something else instead?" and im like "well what would u like?" and shes like "Can i have a lemone merengue slice of pie?" and the manager lady Drew walks by as she says it and goes "NO...she cant trade a sundae for a slice of lemon merengue" so i was like hold on one second...so i track down Drew and tell her to put it on my tab...so she does... and i bring the huge slice of pie out with cherries and whip cream and its all nice and stuff...and the girls like "omg thank you so much this is so cool" and the moms like "thank you... so she was able to switch the lemon merengue for the sundae?" and im like "yup it is all fine"... i wanted to kick every person in the places ass...how the fuck do u deny some cute lil girl who can't walk the right to eat a slice of pie... some people got no fuckin brains or nothin... but i felt good i did that and they didnt know i did... i like for people to kno when i do sumthin nice for them...but i said...no...i wont let these people know...and it felt good... ugh but jus ugh... some people.........
alright well until the next time i write about my cool job... hopefully its fun after work 2morrow nite... Hsve sum drinkies as D-Cook says.... haha... laytaz!! -N-I-N-O
Onto other GrEaT news... UMMmMM I was gonna go to Ybor 2nite with Sammy but decided not too... I do wanna go out and jus like....yaaaa....but i just dont feel like goin with her... We dated for like four months but like im over with that now...and im not in the mood to hear how busy she is and how everyone wants to hang out with her...UgHHHhhHhH...
Tomorrow I got Mel's...which should be tons of fun as usual...hopefully i get more southern hickish people who dont tip me in there...thatll be GrEaT!! O.K. so heres a story... last sunday it wasnt bizzy there...but my first table was this old couple who was real stuck up. So i get there drinks..its all good. So i go and decide to start makin their House Salad, which as a dressing had ranch. But I had no ranch in the little metal thingy, so i had to go to the big fridge. So I open it, walk in and hear it close. I look around for it and dont find it after looking for five minutes. So I go well ill jus ask sumone where it is...and I reach to open the door. But it doesnt open... So i start hittin it...but it doesnt move. So im thinkin mother fucker im so stuck in here... So i read this big sign that said "You cannot get locked inside this fridge" so im like fuck no u cant... so im turnin knobs and pushin on the door but it isnt workin..so by now iv been in there twenty minutes and am freezin in my one size too small t shirt and thin dress pants. So i start bangin on the door and noone comes....finally after 25 minutes a cook walk by and i bang and he comes and lets me out. He doesnt even ask "hey wat happened?" he jus keeps walkin...so im like fuck him...so i walk out and see the old couple talkin to Rik by training waiter...and they are complaining...so rik comes over and goes "wat happened...where were u?" and im like shakin cuz im freezin... and i go "i got locked in the fridge" to which he says "you can't get locked in there..." like im lying bout it all... so im like yes i can... and so i make the fuckin salads and Rik goes..."soup goes out first" so im like ugghhhh i hate you rik!!! so ibring the soup...and the people r lookin at me like where the fuck were you? and i go "im so sorry... I got locked in the fridge getting your ranch dressing" and they look at me like "you are such a faggot"... and im like uggghhh i hate this job!!! like if i were a couple of 85 yr old people id say "o wow its fine... r u ok?" but apparently waiting some time for soup at a diner is too bad for them....they r jus RiCh!! rich and goin to a diner...yaaaaaa... spend ur retirement money sumwhere else! uggghh this shit only happens to me.....
oohhhhh than there is the two guys who come in and order burgers...but the one guy orders the "Super Burger" that comes with a shake...so i make his chocolate shake...and take awhile cuz i dont make shakes all the time..so i bring it over...and he says thanx...and i walk away and am on the computer printin up a slip for another table and i hear "Excuse me Nino" and im like yesss...and the guy goes "look at this!" "look.... this is my shake" and hes puttin his spoon thru it... and im like im sorry sir ill get u a new one...so he goes "No..No...look its like really cold chocolate milk..its not thick... look" and im like "yes sir...ill make u a new one" and he goes "hey joe (his friend) look at how thin this is" and im ready to beat the shit outta the 25 yr old guy... so i take it back...make a brand new one...add a extra scoop of fuckin chocolate to make the guy happy and bring it back and place it down... and i waited...and hes like "Yes...??" and i go "im waiting for you to try it than ill walk away" in like a u better like it bitch sorta way.... so he trys it and im like "is that better?" and hes like "yes thank you" and im like UgH u bitch with ur chocolate shake... loser...
so thats my life... that lil fuckin diner... AhHHhhHHHh i will never go to a diner again... OhHHhhHhh and even worse...last sunday this cute lil girl comes in..like 10-11 yrs old... totally adorable...and she has something wronjg with her legs that she cant walk and uses special crutches to move... but she was sooooo cute...and her mom and aunt kept makin her laugh sooo loud...and u could hear her across the room...she was jus..jus so cute as i said...so they order...and im payin special attention to their table cuz they were so nice and the girl was so polite.... so they finish eating and i go "can i get you anything else.." and i look at the girl and tell her she gets a free sundae with her chicken nuggets....but she goes "i dont like sundaies...can i get something else instead?" and im like "well what would u like?" and shes like "Can i have a lemone merengue slice of pie?" and the manager lady Drew walks by as she says it and goes "NO...she cant trade a sundae for a slice of lemon merengue" so i was like hold on one second...so i track down Drew and tell her to put it on my tab...so she does... and i bring the huge slice of pie out with cherries and whip cream and its all nice and stuff...and the girls like "omg thank you so much this is so cool" and the moms like "thank you... so she was able to switch the lemon merengue for the sundae?" and im like "yup it is all fine"... i wanted to kick every person in the places ass...how the fuck do u deny some cute lil girl who can't walk the right to eat a slice of pie... some people got no fuckin brains or nothin... but i felt good i did that and they didnt know i did... i like for people to kno when i do sumthin nice for them...but i said...no...i wont let these people know...and it felt good... ugh but jus ugh... some people.........
alright well until the next time i write about my cool job... hopefully its fun after work 2morrow nite... Hsve sum drinkies as D-Cook says.... haha... laytaz!! -N-I-N-O