Oh god, I hope you're 18 and that you... don't hate me for this. Do you even LIKE porn? Part IraindropflossAugust 27 2010, 08:50:09 UTC
This isn't about Love the Way You Lie.
I'm here because I felt uncomfortable posting this at my LJ all out in the open for some reason.
My OT3? Joe/Nick/Miley. So I finally figured out how I want that to go down.
It's maybe too young for you? I'm not sure how squeamish you are about age/underageness.
Anyway, it starts when Nick and Miley dated the first time (or only time, because 2.0 never happened in my mind) and Joe is basically their chaperon every time Miley comes into his and Joe's hotel room to visit.
At first it's just kissing, touching. The next time it's more aggressive. It progresses into fairly blatant dry-humping that causes Joe to go hide out in the bathroom, trying not to get all hot and bothered. But you know, he does.
Then the next time, Miley comes in, and it's like, Joe realizes. It's sort of a game to her. That she can get Nick to let loose like that with Joe in the room, that SHE can let loose like that with Joe in the room. So it's like a wink, and then when they're making out, she actually takes Nick out and it's just her helping Nick get off while the make out, and Joe being sort of enraptured, not knowing whether to run away again or not. Just sometimes she looks at him, when she's letting Nick gasp for air, and he kind of feels like it'd be rude to leave or something. And maybe he just sits there with a hard-on, trying not to touch himself or something equally inappropriate even though his little brother and his little brother's girlfriend are totally being inappropriate too.
Then the next time it goes a little further, Nick touching her back, etc. and Joe's just like fuck but NICK kind of gives him this look like, "Man, I know. I know. Oh god, it's so..." Awesome, wrong, fill in the blank. And Joe's just like. Oh. This is the part where he realizes that maybe Nick wasn't as tuned out as Joe thought he was, like Miley wasn't THAT intoxicating. Nick kind of knew what he was doing, right in front of Joe. And God, his baby brother isn't nearly as innocent as he thought. And Joe has a mini-but-epic freak out, but Miley gives him this REALLY nice hug goodbye and kiss on the cheek and Joe just feels sort of warm, and Nick didn't really get any cuddle time in cause Miley left pretty quick after, so maybe he sort of slips into bed with Joe for the night. Maybe they lay closer than Joe thought was actually possible.
Okay and then. THEN the next time, Miley and Nick... well okay this is bad progression but I don't care. Miley pretty much rides Nick, right in front of Joe, and yeah, so Joe kind of jerks off to that because who can actually fucking blame him. This time, when Miley's leaves, she kisses him on the lips, and Nick only seems pleased about it instead of jealous like maybe he should be. And Maybe when Nick sprawls out on the couch, Joe lays down too, on his stomach, with his cheek pressed to the inside of Nick's thigh, and like maybe Nick sinks down lower, little by little, and they're all sleepy and about to take a nap and start kissing a little before they completely drift off.
THEN. The next time, Miley's done teasing Joe. She and Nick do their thing, idk what it is this time. Maybe - oh oh yeah that makes ... sense - okay so she gives Nick a blowjob, and Joe just kind of watches a little, twisting his ring, trying not to pay attention. When it's over though, and she kisses Nick until he can smile through the glossy look in his eyes, she approaches Joe, moves his legs off the bed so his feet are on the ground and kneels down, unzips his jeans and does the same.
I WANTED TO SAY SHE USES A STRAWBERRY FLAVORED CONDOM BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY ONLY READY TO SWALLOW WITH NICK - BUT THEN I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD POPSTAR WOULD GET FLAVORED CONDOMS, BUT THEN I REALIZED JUST NOT THAT I COULD'VE GOTTEN MILEY ALL PREGNANT EARLIER SO YOU KNOW WHAT, I GUESS SHE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW.
And it's just sort of hot, because Nick's dick was just in her mouth, and now his is, albeit through a thin piece of plastic, but she's going at it like she really enjoys it and Joe sort of just gives in, fingers in her sily, wavy hair and it's awesome.
Then eventually, it's Nick situated in a upright position on the couch, dick sort of like, under her and basically Joe giving teasing licks to the head of Nick's dick while he also eats Miley out.
Re: Part IIraindropflossAugust 27 2010, 09:08:18 UTC
Omg wait, so yeah. That last part, DOESN'T happen until Niley 2.0Legit. And they're totally at Joe's apartment, unless Miley has her own. I'm not sure. But it'd be less sex-suspicious if she goes to Joe's because everyone knows he has room mates only his room mates are out.
And then after Joe eats Miley out, they fuck, but in a kind of frantically romantic way because Nick and Joe? Didn't do anything with each other after Miley left. Not because they didn't love each other or want to, but just because they didn't have the courage without her. So then - ignoring how that would break my heart a little anyway - when Nick and Miley get back together, and figure things out with each other and decide they want Joe to be with them, it just becomes this, Nick-holds-on-to-Miley-while-Joe-gets-his-fill-and-then-they-can-all-make-love-and-kiss-and-swear-and-be-lovely-and-sweaty-and-cuddly-and-RIGHT.
Re: Oh god, I hope you're 18 and that you... don't hate me for this. Do you even LIKE porn? Part IraindropflossAugust 27 2010, 09:01:22 UTC
God, that's terrible huh? Maybe I should move my fantasy up to Niley 2.0Legit. Yeah that makes... more sense. Even though I doubt Nick and Joe still share hotel rooms, and why would she be with them on tour, and I'm pretty sure at that age Papa and Mama J wouldn't allow them to hang out in a bedroom even with a chaperon, even IF they're adults. So maybe I'll just keep it young and kind of pervy. HM.
I'm just saying their parents wouldn't think Nick and Miley would do any SERIOUS damage with Joe in the room so it probably wasn't a huge deal. But they were wrong. OH GOD I DON'T KNOW. I just hope you don't mind that I left dick and vagina all up on your fic master list god.
I'm here because I felt uncomfortable posting this at my LJ all out in the open for some reason.
My OT3? Joe/Nick/Miley. So I finally figured out how I want that to go down.
It's maybe too young for you? I'm not sure how squeamish you are about age/underageness.
Anyway, it starts when Nick and Miley dated the first time (or only time, because 2.0 never happened in my mind) and Joe is basically their chaperon every time Miley comes into his and Joe's hotel room to visit.
At first it's just kissing, touching. The next time it's more aggressive. It progresses into fairly blatant dry-humping that causes Joe to go hide out in the bathroom, trying not to get all hot and bothered. But you know, he does.
Then the next time, Miley comes in, and it's like, Joe realizes. It's sort of a game to her. That she can get Nick to let loose like that with Joe in the room, that SHE can let loose like that with Joe in the room. So it's like a wink, and then when they're making out, she actually takes Nick out and it's just her helping Nick get off while the make out, and Joe being sort of enraptured, not knowing whether to run away again or not. Just sometimes she looks at him, when she's letting Nick gasp for air, and he kind of feels like it'd be rude to leave or something. And maybe he just sits there with a hard-on, trying not to touch himself or something equally inappropriate even though his little brother and his little brother's girlfriend are totally being inappropriate too.
Then the next time it goes a little further, Nick touching her back, etc. and Joe's just like fuck but NICK kind of gives him this look like, "Man, I know. I know. Oh god, it's so..." Awesome, wrong, fill in the blank. And Joe's just like. Oh. This is the part where he realizes that maybe Nick wasn't as tuned out as Joe thought he was, like Miley wasn't THAT intoxicating. Nick kind of knew what he was doing, right in front of Joe. And God, his baby brother isn't nearly as innocent as he thought. And Joe has a mini-but-epic freak out, but Miley gives him this REALLY nice hug goodbye and kiss on the cheek and Joe just feels sort of warm, and Nick didn't really get any cuddle time in cause Miley left pretty quick after, so maybe he sort of slips into bed with Joe for the night. Maybe they lay closer than Joe thought was actually possible.
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THEN. The next time, Miley's done teasing Joe. She and Nick do their thing, idk what it is this time. Maybe - oh oh yeah that makes ... sense - okay so she gives Nick a blowjob, and Joe just kind of watches a little, twisting his ring, trying not to pay attention. When it's over though, and she kisses Nick until he can smile through the glossy look in his eyes, she approaches Joe, moves his legs off the bed so his feet are on the ground and kneels down, unzips his jeans and does the same.
I WANTED TO SAY SHE USES A STRAWBERRY FLAVORED CONDOM BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY ONLY READY TO SWALLOW WITH NICK - BUT THEN I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD POPSTAR WOULD GET FLAVORED CONDOMS, BUT THEN I REALIZED JUST NOT THAT I COULD'VE GOTTEN MILEY ALL PREGNANT EARLIER SO YOU KNOW WHAT, I GUESS SHE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW.
And it's just sort of hot, because Nick's dick was just in her mouth, and now his is, albeit through a thin piece of plastic, but she's going at it like she really enjoys it and Joe sort of just gives in, fingers in her sily, wavy hair and it's awesome.
Then eventually, it's Nick situated in a upright position on the couch, dick sort of like, under her and basically Joe giving teasing licks to the head of Nick's dick while he also eats Miley out.
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And then after Joe eats Miley out, they fuck, but in a kind of frantically romantic way because Nick and Joe? Didn't do anything with each other after Miley left. Not because they didn't love each other or want to, but just because they didn't have the courage without her. So then - ignoring how that would break my heart a little anyway - when Nick and Miley get back together, and figure things out with each other and decide they want Joe to be with them, it just becomes this, Nick-holds-on-to-Miley-while-Joe-gets-his-fill-and-then-they-can-all-make-love-and-kiss-and-swear-and-be-lovely-and-sweaty-and-cuddly-and-RIGHT.
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I'm just saying their parents wouldn't think Nick and Miley would do any SERIOUS damage with Joe in the room so it probably wasn't a huge deal. But they were wrong. OH GOD I DON'T KNOW. I just hope you don't mind that I left dick and vagina all up on your fic master list god.
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