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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 22:36:01 UTC
Hey it's KJ! Alright so. I don't even know! LOL I just love that when Joe was younger he had skulls like ALL OVER and up on his clothes, and Miley randomly has a skull on her sweat shirt, which by the way would even be big on Joe and so I think it should be his but like he never actually wore it cause he liked hoodies better; it was just something he bought, but Miley was digging around in his suitcase one time and she asked if she could wear it cause she was cold and then she just kept it cause they're like that.

And then also I just really think they should go shopping and Miley sees an ice cream place and she gets something and Joe's all "No, I'm good" but then he keeps looking at hers and she licks her lips to taunt him and everything and then finally shoves it in his face so that he has to lick it. And then THAT makes her cold so Joe has his arm around her while they're walking and why are they walking home in my head? idk they'd both get stalked and raped to death but let's say they didn't, and Joe's arm was just so comfy around her that when they got to her house, they fell on the couch and it was automatic cuddling time.

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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 22:47:51 UTC
Yeah fuck it. AU where they aren't famous.

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shipmateee August 14 2010, 23:02:22 UTC
LOL ily. Yeah, it seems like that would be the only way this would work. UNLESS I set it before they were completely mega famous, like when Nick and Miley first started dating and the public didn't really know who they were yet. y/n?

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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 23:03:04 UTC
THAT WOULD WORK TOO.

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shipmateee August 14 2010, 23:00:35 UTC
so I think it should be his but like he never actually wore it cause he liked hoodies better; it was just something he bought, but Miley was digging around in his suitcase one time and she asked if she could wear it cause she was cold and then she just kept it cause they're like that.
AKJSHDGKJSDHGF I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. IT IS PERFECT. I AM ALREADY WRITING THIS SCENE IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.

OHMYGOD. I WANT DO A 'FIVE TIMES' FIC WITH JOE/MILEY. LIKE, 'FIVE TIMES JOE AND MILEY WEREN'T FAMOUS AND ONE TIME THEY WERE' OR 'FIVE TIMES JOE AND MILEY ACTED FAMOUS AND ONE TIME THEY DIDN'T' OR IDEK. I JUST REALLY WANT TO DO ONE NOW, WITH THIS WHOLE LITTLE SHOPPING ICE CREAM THING IN ONE OR AKJSDGKJGHF.

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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 23:02:03 UTC
FUCK YES DO IT.

DUDE THAT SECOND ONE SPEAKS TO ME. WRITE IT.

I GET BOSSY ABOUT MILEY/JOE. YAY.

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shipmateee August 14 2010, 23:12:29 UTC
LOLOLOL IT'S A GOOD BOSSY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I WAS TOTALLY LEANING TOWARD THAT LAST ONE, EVEN THOUGH I FEEL LIKE IT'LL BE TOTALLY ANGSTY AT SOME POINTS, WHICH IS NO SURPRISE REALLY, BECAUSE THAT HAPPENS BASICALLY EVERYTIME I WRITE MILEY/JOE.

ALTHOUGH, I NEED SOME IDEAS FOR MILEY AND JOE ACTING FAMOUS, BECAUSE I NEED LIKE, FIVE THINGS AND I'VE ONLY THOUGHT OF LIKE, TWO OR SOMETHING, SO HELP ME OUT HERE.

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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 23:19:45 UTC
Okay acting famoussss. omg I'm so fucking hyped up right now sorry. hold on. Um. WELL how about Joe's 21st birthday as inspiration? It's coming up, and they could party like rockstars, only she totally surprises him and because he has his family and is in bed by like 1am, he's surprised to hear a knock at his hotel room door, but he thinks it's Nick so he answers it and surprise it's Miley and she has some pretty fancy drinks with her.

LOL that's not acting famous wtf am I talking about? Idk they could accidentally break the tv in their new found drunkenness. That's famous.

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shipmateee August 14 2010, 23:36:02 UTC
omg I'm so fucking hyped up right now sorry. hold on.
KAJSDHGKSJDHGF I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

OH MY GOD YES THEY BREAK THE T.V. AND THEN JOE'S LIKE "OH DAMN." AND MILEY'S LIKE "LET'S CHUCK IT OUT THE WINDOW. IT'S ALREADY RUINED." AND SHE'S LIKE SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS, BUT HE'S LIKE "NO, WE CAN'T WE CAN'T WE CAN'T" AND SHE'S LIKE "WE'RE FAMOUS. WE TOTALLY CAN." AND DOES IT ANYWAY AND THEN THE PAPARAZZI CATCH THEM AND ~SCANDAL.

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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 23:38:32 UTC
OMFG THAT'S FUCKING PERFECT. YOU'RE PERFECT BETH. OMG THAT'S SO THEM AND LOL POOR DRUNK JOE PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE THE FACULTIES TO EVEN TRY TO STOP HER. HE'S JUST LIKE "HOLY SHIT!" AND STUMBLES OVER TO THE WINDOW AND LIKE MILEY'S JUST GIGGLY BUT ALSO KIND OF SURPRISED BECAUSE SHE CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT AND WOW IT REALLY DOES SHATTER AND BREAK APART INTO AN IRREPARABLE MESS.

okay I'll try to think of more now, if I can calm down.

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shipmateee August 14 2010, 23:47:13 UTC
I IMAGINE THEM GOING ALL ~SILENT FOR A MOMENT AFTER IT COMPLETELY SHATTERS ON THE GROUND, AND THEN MILEY BURTS INTO LAUGHTER, AND JOE HAS TO JOIN IN BECAUSE HER LAUGH IS JUST SO INFECTIOUS AND FOR A MOMENT IT FEELS LIKE THE FREEST HE'S BEEN IN A WHILE AND IT'S LIKE NOTHING CAN HURT THEM AND THEN THE FLASHES START AND MILEY SAYS ALL QUIETLY AND SUDDENLY SHOCKINGLY SERIOUS "OH SHIT" AND JOE JUST DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO SO THEY JUST STAND THERE AND THE ONE THING HE'S THINKING IS HOW ON EARTH WILL HE EXPLAIN THIS TO NICK?

yes yes yes more plzkthx

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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 23:48:43 UTC
OMG. BEST. YOU'RE THE BEST. DUDE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ME LOL, THAT WAS AMAZING JUST THEN. AND TY ALWAYS FOR ANY TIME YOU INCLUDE NICK EVEN SUBTLY TY.

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shipmateee August 14 2010, 23:54:29 UTC
LOLOL I KNEW YOU'D APPRECIATE NICK BEING THROWN IN THERE, BECAUSE HONESTLY, HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO NICK. "OH HI, BRO, YOU SAW THOSE PHOTOS? NO BIG DEAL. MILEY CAME ROUND AT 1:00AM AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND WE ENDED UP CHUCKING THE T.V. OUT THE WINDOW. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS." AND NICK IS LIKE "what."

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illegalconduct August 14 2010, 23:56:01 UTC
LOLOLOLOL. OMG I'M NOT DONE YET LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

POOR NICK. SO NOT IN THE LOOP AND LOOKING AT JOE LIKE HE'S CRAZY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY JUST WHAT. EVEN.

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illegalconduct August 15 2010, 22:25:12 UTC
Okay more famous things for them to do...

I'll just list things and see if any inspire you?

- Photo shoot
- Cutting the ropes for an opening
- Visiting a children's hospital
- Publicity stunt
- Auditioning for the same movie and not knowing until a table read callback

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shipmateee August 15 2010, 23:08:08 UTC
- Auditioning for the same movie and not knowing until a table read callback
I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. I MEAN, CAN YOU TOTALLY NOT SEE THAT HAPPENING?

tbh, all of these inspire me. GOOD JOB, KJ.

But publicity stunt? What could that actually be? Hmm. ~THINKING CAP~

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