My best good friend,
nosseren has started using Live Journal again, so I can harass her more frequently. She being the delicious freak that she is, thought of a brilliant question at 2:00 AM - "What would a human look like w/ the anatomy of a horse?"
Being an even more delicious freak, she brought this idea to life.
This is what happens. His name is Earl and I find him deliciously creepy in a Mick Jagger sort of way.
Ah, she really is the best. Too bad the smarmy bitch abandonded me for Florida! I'm holding our love-child hostage!