three guesses...
So since there's relatively little going on in my life, other than almost getting arrested again, this will be a Clara post. I.e., I will allow Clara to update what's going on in her life, since she is growing by leaps and bounds and learning new awesome skills every day. Here is what she has to say:
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Perhaps I should just type what I think she means when she flails wildly at the keyboard while yelling "Aiiiiiiiiaaaaa! EEEEEEEEyaaaah ga ga GA GA GAH."
Here's my best guess:
Hello. My name is Clara. I am a baby.
My interests include Mommy. I like Mommy. She gives me milk. From her boobs.
I love Mommy's boobs. They are yummy. Also soft like pillows. She keeps them covered up most of the time. I do not understand this. Often, I go to sleep on one or both of them, and then when I wake up they are gone. I do not approve. When I go to sleep on a boob, I expect to wake up on that same boob. This is not difficult. All she has to do is never leave me ever. EVER.
I also enjoy nummy nums.
My favorite things to do are:
1. Boobtime
2. Naptime
3. Destroy things
4. Fling things
5. Whack things against other things.
Mommy talks to me a lot. I talk to her too. We don't always understand each other. But we're working on it.
Mommy always wants me to have clean pants. I make her presents in my pants, but she always throws them away. She says when I learn how to make presents with my hands, she will like them more.
I have already learned how to sit up all by myself, and to stand and walk holding on to things. I like to eat books.
That is all for now. Mommy says it is time for bathtime. I like bathtime. Splashy splash and Ducky! Ducky lives in the bucket.
kn.,hjbkjkhiljlo;l;/l;mlk;kkkkkk;;;,.;liiiiiiiii.mmmmmmASSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZ.
Perhaps I should just type what I think she means when she flails wildly at the keyboard while yelling "Aiiiiiiiiaaaaa! EEEEEEEEyaaaah ga ga GA GA GAH."
Here's my best guess:
Hello. My name is Clara. I am a baby.
My interests include Mommy. I like Mommy. She gives me milk. From her boobs.
I love Mommy's boobs. They are yummy. Also soft like pillows. She keeps them covered up most of the time. I do not understand this. Often, I go to sleep on one or both of them, and then when I wake up they are gone. I do not approve. When I go to sleep on a boob, I expect to wake up on that same boob. This is not difficult. All she has to do is never leave me ever. EVER.
I also enjoy nummy nums.
My favorite things to do are:
1. Boobtime
2. Naptime
3. Destroy things
4. Fling things
5. Whack things against other things.
Mommy talks to me a lot. I talk to her too. We don't always understand each other. But we're working on it.
Mommy always wants me to have clean pants. I make her presents in my pants, but she always throws them away. She says when I learn how to make presents with my hands, she will like them more.
I have already learned how to sit up all by myself, and to stand and walk holding on to things. I like to eat books.
That is all for now. Mommy says it is time for bathtime. I like bathtime. Splashy splash and Ducky! Ducky lives in the bucket.