The Furry Ones Are Not to Be Trusted

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[shinymetalboots]

Really I can't imagine why I've only a 30% chance of survival when I'm meant to be blowing up zombies left and right. Damnable rabbit.

[shinymetalboots]

My true downfall, I expect, would be my delicious brain. One can't be this creative and clever without attracting the slavering zombie hordes.

But may we not assume that I'd be clever enough to have meat shields? I can think of any number of people I whom I dislike or am indifferent to.

[shinymetalboots]

This would be why my distaste for zombies runs far deeper than simply their unsuitability as underpaid employees. Nasty swarming creatures, aren't they?