Super Bowl..
The holiday where we celebrate the love of cute little dip foods and worship the football gods... and everyone goes into work the day after with the celebratory hang over of doom.
My teacher assigned us to write three things about ourselves. One of them had to be a lie.
Mine were as follows:
1. I am tran dimensional key used to lock her perm-ness Glory on earth.
2. I escaped to L.A. and hung out with an undead lawyer and freaked everyone and their mother out in the process.
3. I own a pocket watch.
My teacher gave me a "f"
I'll go bleed her into a different reality, that hooker.
My teacher assigned us to write three things about ourselves. One of them had to be a lie.
Mine were as follows:
1. I am tran dimensional key used to lock her perm-ness Glory on earth.
2. I escaped to L.A. and hung out with an undead lawyer and freaked everyone and their mother out in the process.
3. I own a pocket watch.
My teacher gave me a "f"
I'll go bleed her into a different reality, that hooker.