I am thankful that the monks turned me from a glowy shiny orb key of doom thing to a teenage girl with equally as shiny hair. I am thankful for my
sister who solves everything with violence. I am thankful for
my extended family who sometime make Jerry Springer look tame. I am thankful for
my army of mini-
slayers. For
Andrew who is sometimes "too gay to function" and helps me win bets against hapless teenagers. For my
one true lawyer and his
evil hand. For
Spike who can make hawaiian shirts fashionable again and makes a mean blooming onion.
Oh, and for Pie. One must always be thankful for pie.